Fun Factory Duke – The Strongest & Largest Prostate Stimulator + a Special 15% Discount Code For Our Readers!

Opinions are like assholes and everybody’s got one, so that’s why reviewing the latest and greatest vibrating prostate massagers is actually a noble profession. At least that’s what we tell ourselves when we’re hanging out with our doctor and lawyer friends. Nevertheless, our job makes a difference too, and our boss assures us of that by handing out more fuck wands and tush ticklers than we can shake a stick at. Our newest assignment: The Fun Factory Duke USB Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager – and that’s the last time we’ll use its full name. What Is the Fun Factory Duke? This fuck stick has more than just a long ass title. The Fun Factory brand also has a long history of being a relatively decent manufacturer that makes high quality sex toys. While their lineup isn’t as impressive as some, the Fun Factory Duke was certainly worth our attention. This thing is a handheld prostate massager, which is simple enough, but it looks and feels kind of unique when compared to most others. The Main Features The thing that makes the Fun Factory Duke such a contender is the fact that it is ergonomically designed in such a way that it rivals the cream of the crop. It features a nice upper bulge for insertion and a firm handle for control and extraction, which we found handy (no pun intended). The shape of the Duke is supposed to stimulate the p-spot and perineum at the same time, but we found that it all depends on how you use it. The Duke can be inserted up to 5.5 inches into the anus, and it has a girth of 4.4 inches. We thought that was a responsible size for all levels of butt-play enthusiasts. Unimpressed by the lackadaisical vibe functions, we scrolled through them one-by-one using the singular button on the side of the interface. The first of the 3 vibration levels was embarrassingly weak, but the third was absolutely jarring. With no smooth transition between them and only 3 separate vibration patterns available, we had to settle on a sensation that bordered between “I think I have a vibrating turd stuck in my ass” and “I think my anus just ruptured.”   What Comes in the Box? We weren’t really that impressed by what came in the box either, or with the box itself for that matter. It’s kind of ugly, but they advertise it as attractive enough to give as a gift. Perhaps our idea of what’s appropriate isn’t the same as Fun Factory’s, and that became evident as soon as we opened the box and found this: The Fun Factory Duke (of course) A magnetic/USB charging cable An instruction booklet Don’t keep digging in the box like we did. You’ll never find a warranty registration card, a sample of lubricant, a packet of toy cleaner, or even a storage pouch. It’s just you, the Duke, and someone desperate enough to play with the kid whose toys suck.   What …

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