Fleshlight Review: Turbo Thrust & Ignition: Are They The Perfect Way To Simulate Oral Sex?

Fleshlight Review: Turbo Thrust & Ignition: Are They The Perfect Way To Simulate Oral Sex?3.9 (78.88%) 89 vote[s] FULL FLESHLIGHT TURBO LINEUP:   It’s been no secret that, for a long time, we have been big Fleshlight fans. We love how that brand is always coming out with new shit, and it doesn’t hurt that they’re endorsed by some of the hottest names in the adult entertainment industry. But since so many people know about Fleshlight, why are we wasting our time on this review? It’s because we feel as though the average customer doesn’t know enough about the Fleshlight brand, or the two sex toys we tested here, to make an educated purchase. Nobody should have to deal with buyer’s remorse while managing blue balls. That’s what Hell is for. This week, we pit the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust up against its own brother, the Fleshlight Turbo Ignition – oh, the humanity! Both of these insanely popular fuck wands are known to be super effective at juicing your dick, but the similarities between the two are uncanny. So, we laid them out side-by-side to see if we could tell them apart, and then we sat out on a rigorous testing mission to pick our favorite. FLESHLIGHT TURBO PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT TURBO WEBSITE In-Depth Fleshlight Review: What Are the Turbo Thrust and Ignition? Put as simply as humanly possible, these toys are handheld oral sex alternatives designed to appear similar to heavy duty flashlights. Since that sounds like something out of an afterschool special, we’ll describe them like this: they are portable blow job machines that swallow instead of spit. Yes, they do appear to be clear flashlights of the trendy variety, but that feature might actually draw unwanted attention. Either way, they’re both very similar in form and function, with only a few glaring differences. Apparently, these things fly off the shelves and have become known as the #1 male sex toy on the planet. But in a world full of fancy fake pussies and badass blowjob simulators, it’s our job to track down the champs. It’s a hard-knock life for us. The Main Features Of The Fleshlight Turbo Our toys came in an unmarked box just five days after we placed our order, and that included the weekend. We thought it was something else, both because it was super early and because the box was so heavy. Opening it up, we found the Thrust and Ignition staring up at us, begging to be abused. We obliged, as professionals do, and took note of the various features along the way. Below are our findings for your viewing pleasure: IGNITION Crystal Blue Patented material Uniquely designed lining texture Non-Toxic, Latex and Phthalate Free Non-anatomical orifice Plastic sleeve with screw-off caps 3-point stimulation: throat, lips, tongue Total length: 9.75 inches THRUST Crystal Copper (Orange) Patented material Uniquely designed lining texture Non-Toxic, Latex and Phthalate Free Non-anatomical orifice Plastic sleeve with screw-off caps 3-point stimulation: throat, lips, …

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