Fleshlight Review: Turbo Thrust & Ignition: Are They The Perfect Way To Simulate Oral Sex?

Fleshlight Review: Turbo Thrust & Ignition: Are They The Perfect Way To Simulate Oral Sex?3.9 (78.88%) 89 vote[s] FULL FLESHLIGHT TURBO LINEUP:   It’s been no secret that, for a long time, we have been big Fleshlight fans. We love how that brand is always coming out with new shit, and it doesn’t hurt that they’re endorsed by some of the hottest names in the adult entertainment industry. But since so many people know about Fleshlight, why are we wasting our time on this review? It’s because we feel as though the average customer doesn’t know enough about the Fleshlight brand, or the two sex toys we tested here, to make an educated purchase. Nobody should have to deal with buyer’s remorse while managing blue balls. That’s what Hell is for. This week, we pit the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust up against its own brother, the Fleshlight Turbo Ignition – oh, the humanity! Both of these insanely popular fuck wands are known to be super effective at juicing your dick, but the similarities between the two are uncanny. So, we laid them out side-by-side to see if we could tell them apart, and then we sat out on a rigorous testing mission to pick our favorite. FLESHLIGHT TURBO PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT TURBO WEBSITE In-Depth Fleshlight Review: What Are the Turbo Thrust and Ignition? Put as simply as humanly possible, these toys are handheld oral sex alternatives designed to appear similar to heavy duty flashlights. Since that sounds like something out of an afterschool special, we’ll describe them like this: they are portable blow job machines that swallow instead of spit. Yes, they do appear to be clear flashlights of the trendy variety, but that feature might actually draw unwanted attention. Either way, they’re both very similar in form and function, with only a few glaring differences. Apparently, these things fly off the shelves and have become known as the #1 male sex toy on the planet. But in a world full of fancy fake pussies and badass blowjob simulators, it’s our job to track down the champs. It’s a hard-knock life for us. The Main Features Of The Fleshlight Turbo Our toys came in an unmarked box just five days after we placed our order, and that included the weekend. We thought it was something else, both because it was super early and because the box was so heavy. Opening it up, we found the Thrust and Ignition staring up at us, begging to be abused. We obliged, as professionals do, and took note of the various features along the way. Below are our findings for your viewing pleasure: IGNITION Crystal Blue Patented material Uniquely designed lining texture Non-Toxic, Latex and Phthalate Free Non-anatomical orifice Plastic sleeve with screw-off caps 3-point stimulation: throat, lips, tongue Total length: 9.75 inches THRUST Crystal Copper (Orange) Patented material Uniquely designed lining texture Non-Toxic, Latex and Phthalate Free Non-anatomical orifice Plastic sleeve with screw-off caps 3-point stimulation: throat, lips, …

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Reviews Of The Top 10 Best Fleshlight Sleeve Textures In 2019 + a Buying Guide & Special Deals!

Reviews Of The Top 10 Best Fleshlight Sleeve Textures In 2019 + a Buying Guide & Special Deals!4.2 (84.08%) 49 vote[s] Looking for male sex toys online can become a long, drawn-out process that ends in little more than an expensive disappointment. In fact, it’s often downright bullshit and it’s time for that to stop. Us dirty-minded dudes need something of high-quality to cram our junk into – the secret dick divas that we are. Nobody wants to cum into a tube sock no matter what they tell you; and the folks who fuck fruits and vegetables need professional help. Thanks to some of the most innovative pervs in the industry, there are plenty of good gaping holes to explore. Table: Top 4 Best Fleshlighs In 2019 However, finding that shit quickly sometimes feels like trying to find a needle in a haystack. It’s maddening, saddening, and . . . well, lame as a motherfucker. You’re already shopping for fake vaginas online while in a dark and dingy room. You don’t need any more help being perceived as a creep. So, if you’re going to do this shit, you should do it the right way. No more of that “settling” bullshit. Quit staring at the women’s toys with jealous disdain in your eyes. The time of the man is now, and the era of Fleshlight has just begun. What the Hell is Fleshlight? The Fleshlight brand is well-known for its wide variety of male masturbators and innovative accessories. Their inventory is fucking enormous, so shopping on the site can be overwhelming, especially for a newbie. And reading customer reviews won’t help because opinions are like assholes; everybody’s got one. You’ll end up sifting through pages of personal preference stories and loads of TMI before ending up exactly where you started – with no goddamn idea which model to buy. The struggle is real. When we first encountered the brand, we felt that same way (and we’re professionals at this shit). So, don’t feel like a dork if you don’t know what to choose. Just do us a favor and don’t make the same mistake we did: wasting too much time on the decision-making process and thereby reducing the amount of time you have to enjoy your new toy before the next best thing comes out. There’s a science to this shit, folks. Better get it while it’s hot.   Did you know that there have been over 100 different textures invented by Fleshlight? While that number includes the famous Fleshlight Girls lineup, it also includes weird shit like the Freaks division and the damn near medical-grade Stamina Training Unit. There’s literally something for everyone, and the brand ships to almost anywhere in the world. This American born company is truly a global enterprise, but there is no buying guide for the fuck sticks in their impressively expansive inventory. So, we’ve decided to change that. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it. Why Is Buying The Best Feeling …

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