Je Joue Nuo – Is It The Top Vibrating Butt Plug? + a Special 15% Coupon Code For Our Readers!

Whose dick do we have to suck to get a high quality, hi-tech anal sex toy around here? We have been on a nonstop search for the most discrete and delightful way to tickle our tooshes, and now there’s an app for that too. It’s a good thing we paid our phone bills for this month. And although we are always uncertain as to what Boss Man will bring us next, the new-fangled fuck wands we get to review tend to leave us pleasantly surprised. This week was nothing different. In comes Mr. Check Signer with a stack of embossed boxes that looked like the suitcase carried by 007. We knew instantly that our asses were in for some sort of exotic, otherworldly treat. Okay, so maybe it was the French name, Nuo by Je Joue, that made us think that. Either way, we ended up being right about one thing: this toy was something else. What Is the Je Joue Nuo? We aren’t strangers to the butt plug scene by any means, but it’s not every day we run across one that can be controlled with a smart phone. Hell, smart phones didn’t even come out until the last decade. Before that, we had to adjust the vibe patterns on our butt plugs manually (up a hill, in the snow, with no shoes). The Nuo by Je Joue is a hi-tech version of Papaw’s old butt buddy. And if that visual didn’t completely gross you out, here’s this: it can easily be used by anyone who knows how to download an app and swipe up or down. In other words, you may want to keep this little jewel locked up tight lest it fall into the wrong hands. NUO by JE JOUE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO FIND THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET   The Main Features the Je Joue Nuo It’s a good thing the Nuo comes with a backup plan in the form of a Bluetooth control pen. It’s this discrete little battery-operated rod with tiny buttons, and it allows you to adjust the toy’s 12 different power settings without using your phone. Yeah, we don’t like the idea of curious kids finding the app while looking for games either, so maybe this thing is better suited for child-free fellas. In any event, it measures 4 inches in length and 4.25 inches in circumference at its widest point – not bad for a butt plug with two relatively powerful motors inside. We prefer toys that are made from high grade silicone too, which is one of the first things we noticed about this thing when we took it out of the box. The smooth, seamless silicone casing had us rubbing it down like we owed it money. Half of us loved the way the toy curved to stimulate the p-spot, and the other half of us had no fucking clue what we were talking about. After all, what’s a butt plug without a little curvature? A …

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