Pornhub Presents: CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe Realistic Fake Booty & Vagina Sex Toy + a Special 15% Off Coupon Code For Our Readers!

We have been fucking sex toys since the beginning of time. That means our pallet for pleasure is just a bit more discerning than, say, those eager beavers with average experience. In other words, if we say it is a good lay then you can bet your ass it is. And speaking of asses, Pornhub recently introduced the CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe and, well, we considered it our duty to fuck that booty. Let us start out by saying thank you to the developers for taking so much time to create this unique machine. It is a device that, in our opinion, is long overdue in a world that has been expecting cars to fly since 1984. Being as it is the first of its kind, there is more than enough room for improvement. But, based on how mind-blowing this thing is already, we can’t imagine what they will come up with next. Since it is quite a bit more expensive than some of the other toys we’ve reviewed, our boss only let us order half a dozen, which caused some contention on the break room. These things cost about $700 each, and they’re heavy as hell. None of that made any sense to us until we took it out of the box and began using it for ourselves. Now we get it for sure.   TWERKING BUTT DELUXE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO What Comes In The Twerking Butt Deluxe Booty Sex Toy Box? This life-sized sex toy has got to be heavy to withstand all the powerful poundings that it inspires. Upon initially opening the box we immediately gasped at how realistic it appeared. We unwrapped it and started touching the CyberSkin material, slapping the ass cheeks and watching the gentle jiggle. After we got that out of our system (which seemed to take longer than it should have), we began checking out the rest of the fun stuff in the box. We reached in and pulled out The Twerking Butt Deluxe first, to get it out of the way. It comes with a wired remote control that is attached to the underside of the toy by a relatively long cord. Next to that was a power adapter with a fitted cable. Tucked to the side of that was the CyberSkin-brand Virtual Reality headset wrapped carefully in bubble paper. We were impressed by the whole shebang, but then when we learned the Twerking Butt could be used with Oculus Rift. That probably would have been enough for us, but Pornhub obviously knows what people want and what their toys need. The box also contained a high-powered cleaning water-jet wand, a durable storage bag, a tube of renewal powder, and even some water-based lube. That is a lot of cool shit for $700; our boss is a cheapskate. How Does The Twerking Butt Deluxe Work? The CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe is kind of difficult to use for the first time, but that’s just because none of us have ever seen anything like …

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Reviews Of The Top 5 Best Fake/Artificial Pussy Toys On The Market In 2019

In the market for a new fake vagina and don’t know where to turn? You are not alone, my friend. Picking out the perfect synthetic pussy isn’t always easy, especially when there are so many different features and models to choose from. It’s almost like navigating the dating pool, only there aren’t as many desperate women vying for your attention through trickery and manipulation. The good part about hunting down the right masturbation toy is your ability to make it as simple or complicated as you want. Back in the day, men had far fewer options in terms of the sex toys they could use. Our ancestors were forced to stick their dicks into some pretty questionable items, from hollowed-out garden vegetables to scraped out animal membranes and just about everything in between. These days, however, our options are a lot better and the subsequent orgasms are as well. Thanks to innovations by creative, in-tune manufacturers with their fingers on the pulse of modern-day men, the magical market of synthetic vaginas is finally booming. You better get it while it’s hot. What Is an Artificial Vagina? Synthetic pussies: What are they and why should you run out and buy one? Well, the first step in finding anything in the world is knowing exactly what you’re looking for. It’s difficult for a marketing team to trick or deceive a consumer who is well-informed, even if all the stops are pulled out and clever advertisements or freebies are thrown in your general direction. Although it sounds like an oxymoron, real fake vaginas are out there and they’re waiting on you to stick your dick in them as soon as you understand the basics. According to the most official definition, these kinds of toys go by several different names depending on who you ask, with nomenclatures including but not always limited to the following: Fake vaginas Synthetic pussies Counterfeit coochies Phony ponies Mock muffs Artificial asses Yes, most fake pussies have an ass as well as a vagina, but that’s not always the case and it’s important for you to realize and understand that. In fact, the features on the average synthetic vagina varies so widely that it’s almost impossible to describe every possibility. Generally speaking, however, these kinds of specialized masturbation toys are designed to simulate the sensations of real penetration through various, pre-determined means, components and materials. The Most Common Features Of Fake Pussies Although the finer details of each fake vagina model will vary greatly between makers and suppliers, there are a few features that all synthetic pussies must possess to make them worthy of inclusion in such a prestigious and beloved category. In other words, any sex toy that doesn’t have a few specific components can’t necessarily be considered a mock muff and it’s probably not the kind of product you’re looking for anyway. Here are the top five (5) most common things that all well-rounded counterfeit coohies should have: A Texturized Canal Anyone can flog their dolphin with …

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Results from Our Test of the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Male Masturbator + a Special 15% Off Coupon Code For Our Readers!

Our boss came into the break room the other day holding this big, round synthetic ass and it got our attention immediately. Accustomed to fucking hand-held sex toys, our team was more than a little eager to bust a nut inside a fake butt. The question was whether it would be worth our time (or your money), so we put it to the test repeatedly – perfecting our stroke and our approach to the point where we were getting the best that the product could offer. Here is what we found out. What Is The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly? This thing is a monster of a sex toy, so be prepared when picking it up. What it lacks in realism it makes up for in sheer girth, weighing in at about 7 kilograms (for our American friends, that’s roughly 15 pounds). When our boss slammed these voluptuous ladies on our desks we thought we were sampling the wares of a brand’s entire lineup. It turns out we were merely assigned to fuck a single toy. And so much for discretion with this ginormous box decorated with the words “Fuck my big black ass” across the front. We can see the jealous wives and girlfriends of the world joining hands in protest as we speak. Other than the over-the-top labeling, the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Male Masturbator is a simple sex toy shaped like the lower half of a woman that’s hotter than any of ours. Tight, taunt, and never a tease, the fuckable vagina and anus are highlighted by a supple and (somewhat) realistic-feeling material called Fanta Flesh. We won’t be throwing our ladies out on the streets just yet, though. We liked the sensations provided by the toy’s dual canals, but that doesn’t mean we’re ready to let go of our favorites either. PIPEDREAM EXTREME FUCK ME SILLY PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CHECK THE PRICE AND CUSTOMER REVIEWS ON LOVEHONEY The Main Features Of The Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator The Fuck Me Silly is, indeed, a real contender in the male masturbator market. This toy features two separate openings – a pussy and an asshole – which allowed us to take our pick at will. Each hole has a slightly different circumference too, although we were surprised by how similar they were to one another in both size and texture. The makers have developed distinct patterning on the internal sleeves of each canal, but there is no self-heating feature, no Oculus Rift or VR compatibility, and no vibrator whatsoever. In short, this little number is ideal for those no-frills dudes who want to get in and get out. EXPERIENCE INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT WITH YOUR FAVORITE ADULT STARS   The main features worth mentioning are few due to the relatively uncomplicated nature of the product. Aside from the synthetic material and the durability of the toy itself, the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly is nothing short of an expensive visual aid that can be customized based on color. Costing …

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Reviews Of The Top 10 Best Masturbators For Men In 2020 + a Buying Guide & Discount Codes!

The desire for incredible orgasms isn’t anything new. Since the dawn of human existence, men from all over the planet have been seeking sexual satisfaction through one means or another. It was only natural for masturbation to eventually become part of the self-love landscape, especially since it can feel like Heaven on Earth when it’s done correctly. But that was always the problem, wasn’t it? Us guys never really knew how wax a fender properly, even when it was our own. Thank God someone took matters into their own hands. As if men needed another excuse to fervently beat their meat, modern science has discovered some pretty interesting and inspiring things about having sex and engaging in masturbation. It turns out that frequently flogging your flange has numerous health benefits, meaning it’s no longer considered a bad habit born out of social taboo. Mainstream society is now fully embracing the male masturbator and so should you. Currently, these devices are sold in almost every developed country in the world and they’re regularly discussed in a candid forum on popular media outlets. It’s obvious that times have changed, but what have those changes done to the sex toy industry? Well, for one, they’ve inspired new and exciting innovations in the male self-pleasure market. What was once a relatively bare industry is now filled with models that range widely in size, shape, features, functionality and cost. The influx is choice is what all men begged for over the last few decades, but the unforeseen drawback is that the right machine is now harder than ever to find. It takes some industry knowledge and a comprehensive buyer’s guide like this one to get anywhere these days. Fortunately, you’ve come to the right place. Here we will discuss the finer points of picking out the perfect penis pleaser. We’ll briefly go over the definitions you need to know and then we’ll jump right into the pros and cons of these machines. An educated buyer is a satisfied buyer, so we’ll also cover the necessary personal considerations and the top ten most common features to look out for. After that, we’ll explore the components that determine your overall experience and I’ll provide you with my top 10 device list to help you get started. By the end of this, you’ll either have the ideal masturbator in your hand or I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. A Brief Introduction to Male Masturbators So, what are these things how do they work? Well, that’s a question that men from all over the world find themselves asking when they first hear about these relatively new products. That’s right, devices like this haven’t always been a part of the modern-day masturbation landscape. Back in the day, men were forced to beat their meat manually using little more than the palm of their hand. It’s certainly a good thing that times have changed. Today, the industry offers an extremely wide variety of self-pleasure tools that are made specifically for the male …

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