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I knew my roommate would probably hear what I was doing in there, but I didn\u2019t expect to have a conversation at dinner about it. We shared an awkward exchange about my love life while eating spaghetti and watching Cops – where suspects are presumed innocent until they\u2019re found guilty in a court of law.<\/p>\n
I, on the other hand, was immediately found guilty of jerking off too much in my room.<\/p>\n
The culprit was the ArcWave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator. My roommate probably beats his meat just as much as I do, but while he\u2019s in there sweating to the oldies I\u2019m using the new stuff. And while his girlfriend is still wondering why he can\u2019t find her g-spot, I\u2019m on my bed figuring out why it\u2019s so important.<\/p>\n
Who would have known that this toy would breed so much jealousy and provide such a unique education?<\/p>\n
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This little number is a new handheld penis stroker that features advanced pleasure technologies and anatomically correct ergonomics for supreme sensations. It boasts a special setting that promises absolute discretion, and it offers a variety of distinct intensity levels for optimized on-point orgasms.<\/p>\n
Best of all, it\u2019s packaged inside a sleek, portable, and convenient case.<\/p>\n
The ArcWave Ion is lightweight and compact but still surprisingly powerful. Inspired by the original penis stroker but enhanced with updated user-friendly elements, this sex toy for men meets or exceeds the standard for self-contained, self-separating, self-pleasure.<\/p>\n
Plus, it focuses primarily on the frenulum for deeper, more satisfying climaxes and better climax control.<\/p>\n
As a sex toy designed exclusively for men, it\u2019s ideal in several situations: solo stimulation, couple\u2019s foreplay, stamina training, and even travel. It\u2019s crafted for accessibility as well, with a stretchy exterior that\u2019s appropriate for men who have mild to moderate erectile dysfunction.<\/p>\n
You can turn it, twist it, squeeze it, and pump it while playing with the settings and enjoying a rapid cleanup afterward. Not bad.<\/p>\n
High-tech sex toys for men and women are almost everywhere these days, with features ranging from motion sensors and music syncing motors to app-controlled interfaces and virtual reality connectivity. And while the ArcWave Ion isn\u2019t exactly a futuristic device, it\u2019s far more robotic than the best-selling Fleshlight and can be used either manually or on automatic mode depending on your preference.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s basically a black tube into which you cram your ham, but it\u2019s shaped and sized to fit in the palm of your hand. Tapered and tastefully textured, the insertable canal is packed with realistic ridges and a frenulum-targeting action pad that sends waves of pleasure from one end of your junk to the other.<\/p>\n
As expected, the most marketed feature on this toy is the Pleasure Air\u2122 Technology. Instead of using traditional vibrations or suction, it sends concentrated pulses of air to specific parts of the penis.<\/p>\n
Scientific and sexy, this streamlined shaft smasher also has Smart Silence\u2122 Technology, which is supposed to make it as quiet as a church mouse and shut off when it\u2019s not touching your skin.<\/p>\n
The sextech doesn\u2019t stop there, though. Exhibit A) the CleanTech\u2122 silicone, which is designed to help users get dirty without being funky, and Exhibit B) the DryTech\u2122 stick, which makes it easy to finish quickly in more ways than one.<\/p>\n
This men\u2019s sex toy is sleek, sophisticated, and supposed to deliver reliable, routine rendezvous after only a quick charge.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, it boasts eight different pleasure settings and each one was designed to pinpoint parts of the penis that other sex toys can\u2019t. There are few customization options and no compatibility with other devices, but the ArcWave Ion seems to be self-sufficient and submissive to its primary purpose.<\/p>\n
Its unique features – like the LED storage and charging case – prove convenience as the key element here.<\/p>\n
The first thing I noticed was the smooth, modern exterior and the surprisingly compact design. If looks could kill, this toy would be on trial. But since I stopped having sex based on appearances back in college, the pleasure settings and performance features had to be up to par as well.<\/p>\n
So, when I experienced the Pleasure Air function for the first time, I was almost died.<\/p>\n
This technology is the same that made the Womanizer\u2122 famous. It\u2019s strong enough to give women better clitoral stimulation than the best vibrator ever could. Thus, the ArcWave Ion basically delivers a sensation that\u2019s as close to a female orgasm as science currently allows.<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re wondering what \u201cpussy power\u201d is all about, you\u2019re gonna learn today.<\/p>\n
Here are a few of my (other) favorite things about this miracle machine that gives men insane orgasms:<\/p>\n
#1. <\/b>It targets the tip of my dick, but it doesn\u2019t miss the shaft. <\/b><\/p>\n
#2. <\/b>The built-in buttons are cleverly placed for easier control.<\/p>\n
#3. <\/b>It offers contact-free stimulation for cleaner, healthier masturbation. <\/b><\/p>\n
#4. <\/b>The intense pleasure settings make it ideal for edging.<\/p>\n
#5. <\/b>It\u2019s fully submersible in water for wet, hot H2O-my-god moments. <\/b><\/p>\n
As someone who plays with sex toys a lot, I also appreciated the two-piece, easy-clean design. And with my urge to rotate my hand while jerking off, the oblong shape was nice too.<\/p>\n
Plus, you can\u2019t beat a squeezable pleasure air sock that\u2019s USB rechargeable and contained within its own carrying case. Or can you?<\/p>\n
Yours truly has been around the block a few times, so I know that all pleasure devices have their flaws. I also know that nothing is ever as silent as the manufacturer says it is.<\/p>\n
Having said that, I was a little disappointed in the decibels put out by this device. I was hoping it was quiet because of my living situation, but it\u2019s more like one of those toys you only use when the house is empty.<\/p>\n
Aside from that, I could find a few qualms with the charging setup but that\u2019s about it. The portable dock is pretty cool, but the efficiency thereof had me frustrated.<\/p>\n
It takes an inconveniently long time to recharge this thing and then it dies out faster than expected. And with all the edging I\u2019ve been doing, I usually can\u2019t afford a pair of blue balls for breakfast.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s also fully manual, although it has features that provide a somewhat hands-off experience. It can\u2019t be synced with other devices, it doesn\u2019t fit into a harness, and it won\u2019t hook up to VR.<\/p>\n
Thus, the Ion may or may not be ideal for people with mobility limitations, and it\u2019s generally best when used as a foreplay toy instead of a primary source of pleasure.<\/p>\n
NOTE<\/b>: Since it only has an insertable length of 3.5 inches, this otherwise mighty male stroker may not be appropriate for all penis sizes either.<\/i><\/p>\nThe Naked ArcWave Ion<\/h3>\n
They say first impressions last a lifetime, so I know I won\u2019t forget about this device for a while. After all, it showed me something completely new about my body, providing a never-before-experienced sensation that must have been closer than I realized to a clitoral climax.<\/p>\n
I mean, now I understand why some women seem possessed when they\u2019re squirting. I regret nothing.<\/p>\n
The ArcWave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Stroker looks good too, but does it look good naked? Here\u2019s a snapshot of what comes in the box for your consideration:<\/p>\n
Unlike some sex toys for men, you don\u2019t receive any lube samples or device cleaner with the device.<\/p>\n
However, the Smart Clean feature and waterproof silicone exterior means cleanup equals a quick rinse under water. For more detailed maintenance instructions, I suggest reading the manual.<\/p>\n
Much to my chagrin, there wasn\u2019t much I could do to make this device feel better than it already did. I was hoping to get kinky and creative with my partner. But what happened instead was that I ended up fucking myself into another dimension.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s what I learned about using the ArcWave Ion Pleasure Air Stoker after I got back to the future:<\/p>\n
With this device, it\u2019s all about efficiency and free flowing air pressure. That\u2019s why dust and environmental debris are so detrimental to its functionality. So, maintain a strong wind in the canal by keeping the interior and exterior clean.<\/p>\n
In other words, wash it and dry it before and<\/i> after each use.<\/p>\n
TIP<\/b>: Use a non-abrasive, hypoallergenic sex toy cleaner for the best results.<\/i><\/p>\n#2. Use an enhanced lubricant.<\/h4>\n
Lubes with heating, cooling, or tingling ingredients make surface pleasure more fun and spontaneous. Slap something special on your lap prior to the poke and it\u2019s curtains on your endurance.<\/p>\n
This is an especially handy trick when using devices that aren\u2019t temperature responsive.<\/p>\n
TIP<\/b>: Try dunking your ArcWave Ion in hot water for a quick blast of realistic warmth.<\/i><\/p>\n#3. Charge it long and often.<\/h4>\n
Since the Arc only offers 65 minutes to playtime before it needs charged again, it makes sense to keep it close to the charging dock. And since the targeted air currents are so strong, you should near climax long before that.<\/p>\n
So, juice up the battery between sessions to keep your device ready.<\/p>\n
TIP<\/b>: Check your outlet to ensure a strong electrical current for maximum power.<\/i><\/p>\n#4. Say nay to Smart Silence sometimes.<\/h4>\n
That SS technology is nice and all, but it\u2019s not always needed. At certain points, it can even get a little annoying. The feature functions a lot like an automatic on\/off switch, yet the sensors can be slightly touchy.<\/p>\n
So, I turn off the setting every now and then and just let my roommates talk shit.<\/p>\n
TIP<\/b>: Let the TV or radio play in the background to drown out the sound of this boisterous toy.<\/i><\/p>\n#5. Pair it with a penis ring.<\/h4>\n
Because the ArcWave Ion pinpoints the frenulum, I think it\u2019s a genius idea to pair it with a tight cock ring or ball loop (maybe even one that vibrates). Both of those accessories enhance penile sensitivity and send blood flow to all the right places.<\/p>\n
So, stay calm and create a combo.<\/p>\n
TIP<\/b>: Try using other toys too, like butt plugs, prostate massages, and anal beads. <\/i><\/p>\n
For an even more intense experience, hand the device over to your partner after blindfolding yourself. Then, sit back as they tease and please your body in ways you could never imagine.<\/p>\n
Sweeten the pot with some oral sex and you\u2019ll emerge a different man. Trust me.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t think the ArcWave Ion is designed for stroker, per say. To me, it seems more like a stationary weapon against desensitized penile nerve endings and mundane masturbation instead.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t get me wrong; you can\u2019t still use for stroking the penis. It\u2019s just that maybe we\u2019d all have a better time if we let the machine do all the work.<\/p>\n