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I\u2019m not against subjecting my dong to a whole host of sexually deviant devices and products in the name of progressive consumerism. $\"\"$ However, I try not to waste my time on things that are obviously trash. The problem is, all the attractive packaging and clever marketing ploys make it virtually impossible to distinguish between the hunks and hunks of junk. It takes a unique combination of guts and gusto to do this for a living. <\/span><\/p>\n

I admittedly have one of the most sensitive shlongs on the planet, which is just a cloaked way of saying I\u2019m known to cum at the speed of light. So, my experience with delay sprays and stamina training machines is extensive to say the least. In my years of self-serving research, I\u2019ve had the pleasure of using some of the best products on the market. In other words, I know what the fuck I\u2019m talking about here. <\/span><\/p>\n

Prolonging sex has been a lifelong mission of mine, but I\u2019d rather fuck for five minutes than use a shitty product for one second. I\u2019m sure my homies feel exactly the same way, which is why I find it necessary to tell you about my experience with Promescent \u2013 a high-end dick liquid that has me shook. <\/span><\/p>\n

What Is Promescent Delay Spray?<\/h2>\n
$\"\"$ <\/span>Put as simply as humanly possible, Promescent is just another delay spray.\u00a0 By inhibiting ejaculation through the desensitization of penile nerve endings, products like this are designed to help men last longer in bed without forcing them to use potentially harmful drugs or complicated devices. As a relatively commonplace intimacy item, cum stopping sprays are usually strong and fast-acting or weak and ineffective. <\/span><\/p>\n
As for Promescent, it\u2019s apparently backed by science and endorsed by a handful of urologists. According to the manufacturer\u2019s own claims, Promescent is supposed to help the average man last up to 64% longer with the very first use. This stuff is made to be a wish come true for the 80% of women who reportedly want their partner to last a tad bit longer in the sack, which is probably why it\u2019s marketed as essential to both male and female sexual pleasure. <\/span><\/p>\n
<\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.promescent.com\/?utm_source=affiliate&utm_medium=menstoyshub\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL PROMESCENT WEBSITE<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>How Does Promescent Spray Work?<\/h3>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6525\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent1.jpg 458w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/span>Clinically proven to work, Promescent is the industry\u2019s leading climax control spray. But what on Earth makes it so popular, especially considering the fact that delay sprays are a dime a dozen on today\u2019s market? Although I had a decent experience with it, I\u2019m sure it\u2019s not the same for every single man who uses it. Or is it? <\/span><\/p>\nThe makers of Promescent spray promise improved love-making regardless of your physical attributes or bedroom prowess. Using data from numerous independent studies, the manufacturer concluded that there\u2019s an \u201corgasm gap\u201d between men and women \u2013 often times as long as 15 minutes. Therefore, they assumed that most men require a 15 to 20-minute boost and they designed their product accordingly. Promescent works by suspending ejaculation for an adequate enough amount of time so that ladies can actually get theirs too. Now everyone is happy and nobody is forced to fake an orgasm anymore. <\/span><\/p>\nAll that is thanks to the product\u2019s primary active ingredient \u2013 lidocaine. Acting as a somewhat standard topical anesthetic, Promescent also utilizes the brand\u2019s patented TargetZone technology to take things to a whole new level. That absorption formula is no joke; it goes to work fast and it can last for up to an hour. Plus, there is little to no transfer to your partner and you can still feel all the amazing sensations of sex. <\/span><\/p>\n<h3>User\u2019s Guide to Promescent Delay Spray<\/h3>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6527 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent6-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Promescent6-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span>This stuff is supposed to be super easy to use and contained within a conveniently designed, ergonomic bottle that can be accessed at a moment\u2019s notice. But, while the metered-dosage cap helps ensure the same amount of Promescent in each spritz, the bottle itself is tough to grip. The product itself is somewhat slippery, which doesn\u2019t help matters at all. Furthermore, it\u2019s a son of a bitch to wipe off even if you scrub (which I don\u2019t suggest) because it absorbs so quickly. <\/span><\/p>\nMy recommendation is to start out small. Use two or three sprays at first and then work your way up (or down) depending on your penis sensitivity. Keep in mind that it takes the product about 10 minutes to start working, so don\u2019t apply more out of impatience. If you do, just know that you won\u2019t be able to feel anything on your dick (and quite possibly your hands) for the next few hours. Stay cool by engaging in some foreplay while you wait. <\/span><\/p>\nAlso, try to remember that Promescent spray is designed to fill the \u201corgasm gap,\u201d meaning it\u2019s made to remain effective for at least 20 minutes. In fact, the label prepares users for a minimum 30 to 60-minute marathon. Of course, product longevity is dependent upon on your dosage, but that\u2019s just another way of saying \u201ctake it easy, cowboy.\u201d You might not want to go hog-wild until you know how this product will affect you, especially if you have underlying health problems. <\/span><\/p>\nMoreover, be sure to understand the risks associated with using products like this. Guys, I can\u2019t stress this enough: too much spray can make you lose your erection! Other possible side effects of Promescent, regardless of dosage, are listed as: <\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Burning sensations <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Excessive numbness <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Skin irritation <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Itchiness <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Redness of the skin where the product is applied <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\nAs always, stop using Promescent if it\u2019s messing with your junk. Make sure you\u2019re not allergic to something on the label because that shit\u2019s not normal. If you wash your penis with soap and water but the symptoms persist for more than 10-12 hours, call a goddamn doctor because you\u2019re dying. Just kidding. You\u2019ll be fine, but life is gonna suck for a while. <\/span><\/p>\n<h4>The Cheers and Jeers<\/h4>\nYou guys have got to stop expecting things from the modern market to be perfect. It\u2019s not ever going to happen, mostly because there\u2019s always a douche like me who\u2019s not satisfied with anything. Either way, at least someone is keeping these morally-bankrupt manufacturers on their toes. <\/span><\/p>\nSome products possess inherent flaws simply because mankind hasn\u2019t invented anything better yet. We\u2019re still rubbing creams and ointments on our cocks to prolong sex. We have a long way to go before we start seeing flawless products on the shelves. <\/span><\/p>\nWith that said, here are the things I liked and didn\u2019t like about Promescent: <\/span><\/p>\nPROS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gentlemen, Start Your Engines \u2013 <\/b><\/span>This stuff works harder and faster than a muscle car on race day. Don\u2019t even think about putting it on until you\u2019re almost ready for action. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Let That Soak in for a Second \u2013 <\/b><\/span>The brand\u2019s TargetZone technology helps the product absorb super-fast as well, leaving behind no slippery or sticky residue in the process. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s Mine Is (not) Yours \u2013 <\/b><\/span>With speed absorption, there\u2019s minimal concern about your partner being numbed as well. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Lip Service \u2013 <\/b><\/span>All of those features make Promescent one of the only delay sprays I know of that can be used during oral sex (without making your partner drool uncontrollably).<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Protection Plan \u2013 <\/b><\/span>Promescent can also be used with condoms (lubricated or otherwise). In fact, the manufacturer sells textured condoms to be used in conjunction with the spray. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Dick Tested, Doctor Approved \u2013 <\/b><\/span>I counted at least half a dozen well-known medical professionals\u2019 testimonies on the safety and efficacy of this product. It\u2019s actually the only delay spray sold in America with clinical data to back it up. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Locally Owned and Operated \u2013 <\/b><\/span>This stuff provides only local anesthetic, not that systemic numbing that\u2019s often derived from pills and other products. That means no nausea, no headaches, no bullshit. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Dynamite Comes in Small Packages \u2013 <\/b><\/span>With Promescent, a little goes quite a long way. After all, it only takes 2-3 sprays per use for most guys. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Can You Feel Me Now? \u2013 <\/b><\/span>Although this product is made to gently numb the penis, you can still feel all the fun of sex while your cock prepares for take-off. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.promescent.com\/?utm_source=affiliate&utm_medium=menstoyshub\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1168 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"74\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out-50x12.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\nCONS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Smells Like Teen Spirit \u2013 <\/b><\/span>Yeah, if Teen Spirit smelled like dusty pennies. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Double, Double, Toil and Trouble \u2013 <\/b><\/span>It\u2019s going to look like a pharmacy in your bedroom by the time you\u2019re all set up \u2013 delay spray, lubrication, towels, etc. Be prepared, because Promescent is only slippery for about 2.5 seconds. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Through My Fingertips \u2013 <\/b><\/span>The bottle is damn near impossible to hold on to, especially if you have any sort of fluid or lube on your hands. <\/span><\/li>\n<li>Is That All, Folks? \u2013 <\/b><\/span>Yes, it is. For the money you pay, you only get a few ounces to play. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\nIMPORTANT NOTE: <\/b><\/span><\/p>\nI might have had good luck using Promescent spray during oral sex, but the manufacturer strongly discourages that and you should know about it. If the product isn\u2019t absorbed all the way, if it gets sprayed into the eyes or swallowed, you could have a serious problem on your hands. So, just use this stuff with caution and don\u2019t be an idiot. <\/span><\/p>\n<h4>The Final Verdict<\/h4>\n<a name=\"_GoBack\"><\/a>Promescent delay spray lasts quite a while, generally won\u2019t transfer to your partner, can be obtained without a prescription and is recommended by thousands of doctors. It has a low side effect profile, but it can still be misused. Too much Promescent can cause a loss of erection or effects that last longer than you want them to. Simply put: this stuff is powerful but it\u2019s not for everybody, nor is it to be used irresponsibly. 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