Listen, if you\u2019re too broke to buy a real sex toy, then you\u2019re certainly too broke to afford a lover. However, we all have needs, which means something must be done when the urge to bust a nut kicks in. $\"\"$ Aside from manually jerking your turkey with worn out and calloused palms, there\u2019s not much you can do besides fashion your own sex toy out of household items that cost little to nothing to acquire. It\u2019s a sick, sad world out there, folks.<\/p>\n

While the modern market of high-tech fuck toys is replete with viable options, some of them are far more expensive than many men can afford. The average high-quality toy costs about a hundred bucks, and that price is before you buy lubricants, accessories, or batteries. It\u2019s no wonder why so many dudes are opting to make their own shit. Although we don\u2019t necessarily agree with doing that, we can\u2019t blame them. After all, blue balls are a son of a bitch.
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The Tinkerers Think Tank<\/b><\/h3>\nIf you\u2019re going to do it then you might as well do it right. $\"\"$ <\/a>Nobody wants to be the guy who has to call an ambulance because he got too creative with his fuck sticks without being knowledgeable first. That shit is embarrassing, not to mention potentially deadly. While we wholeheartedly suggest saving up for an actual sex toy<\/a>, (use our discount codes to save a massive amount of money<\/a>) we can understand the fact that that\u2019s not always possible. So, in the event that you must craft your own, there are a few things you need to know.<\/p>\n
TO OUR UTTER SURPRISE, MOST OF THE HOMEMADE FLESHLIGHT POCKET PUSSIES ARE NOT ONLY VERY GOOD BUT ALSO EASY AND CHEAP TO MAKE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n
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First of all, not all sex toys are created equally, and some are pieces of shit in and of themselves regardless of their price tag which suggests otherwise. Trying to replicate something you see on a website or in stores is always a good place to start, but you should know that you will seldom (if ever) achieve the same level of quality that you see come from a worthwhile manufacturer. The key to being happy with your homemade crapshoot is to understand that there are always a few degrees of separation between it and what you find on the shelves. Simply put, prepare for disappointment to prevent yourself from being . . . well, disappointed.<\/p>\n
Our Recommended Alternatives To DIY FLESHLIGHTS:<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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Autoblow Artificial Intelligence<\/span><\/div>
Handsfree robotic blowjob toy<\/li>
12 different blowjob modes<\/li>
Uses interchangeable mouth or pussy sleeves<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
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Lelo F1s Penis Vibrator<\/span><\/div>
The world's first SenSonic sextech console for men<\/li>
Featuring 10 sensors and a LELO app to track your progress<\/li>
Very silent, discreet & waterproof<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
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Fleshlight Launch Stamina Training Pack<\/span><\/div>
Can offer a fully automated blowjob by connecting to online databases containing VR and POV porn content<\/li>
Real-time hands-free masturbation with super intense vulcanic orgasms<\/li>
Has manual and interactive mode<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
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Fleshlight\/Kiiroo Onyx 2<\/span><\/div>
Can be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn with partner or downloadable content<\/li>
Multiple masturbation modes<\/li>
Operates quietly<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
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Kiiroo Titan<\/span><\/div>
Designed to boost your stamina and maximize your endurance in the bedroom<\/li>
Super-quiet, for when discretion is needed<\/li>
Connects to interactive content<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
Use coupon code: MensToyshub <\/span>for 10% discount<\/div><\/td><\/tr>\r\n
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Lovense Max<\/span><\/div>
Hands Free Automatic Male Masturbator<\/li>
Discreet Appearance<\/li>
Vibrates and contracts<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
GET THE BEST<\/span> PRICE \u2192<\/a><\/div>
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Furthermore, the best shit in the industry achieved its lofty reputation by being well-made, solid pieces of craftsmanship. Tinkerer or not, you\u2019re hardly likely to create anything nearly as fantastic as what\u2019s offered in stores. These sex toy making people work hard alongside a gamut of scientists to develop industry-leading materials, ergonomic designs, and arousing pleasure settings. With anything homemade, the best you\u2019ll get is something barely good enough to get off in. Just keep that in mind.<\/p>\n
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A quick scan of a few YouTube instructional videos might have you thinking that you can accomplish this shit with ease, but we warn you of the contrary. Those \u201chelpful\u201d guides should be watched with a healthy dose of skepticism and with the realization that decent toys are made by the pros (which you are not). Since the Fleshlight brand<\/a> is one of the most imitated toys on today\u2019s sex toy market<\/a>, we will start there by showing you what to do (and what not to do) in terms of crafting your own replica. You\u2019re welcome, cheapskates.<\/p>\n
The Making of a Masturbator <\/b><\/h3>\n
After checking out hundreds of self-made sex toy instructional videos to find the best ones, we have selected a few that are most likely to get you the closest to the real thing as possible. Remember that you\u2019ll probably still have to spend a little money to acquire the appropriate supplies. However, we\u2019ve done our damnedest to ensure that the supply list for each of the homemade toys listed here is still cheaper than buying a pre-manufactured product.<\/p>\n
Also, keep in mind that the FDA has no approved the use or ingredients of any of these DIY pocket pussies. In other words: fuck them at your own risk. Oh, and regardless of the materials used to make these things, always use a high-quality water based lube before sliding in.<\/p>\n
NOTE<\/b>: Most of the toys we picked require the use of latex gloves which act as the inner sleeve lining, but those bitches can be too short for long dong having bastards. Latex gloves can also rip or tear when things get hot and heavy, causing more mess than they\u2019re worth. So, we suggest replacing them with XL condoms because they\u2019re bigger, softer, and more durable. <\/i><\/p>\n
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Homemade Fleshlight #1 and #2 – Towel Masturbators<\/h2>\n
Making a homemade towel masturbator is super simple and somewhat more effective than manual masturbation. As a matter of fact, pent up dudes in prison use them all the time, so you know they work. In addition, these things are really easy to hide, store, and recreate over and over again.<\/p>\n
Supplies Needed<\/b><\/h3>\n
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A small or medium-sized towel<\/li>\n
A latex glove or condom<\/li>\n
A rubber band<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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There are actually two different versions of this toy. The only difference is whether you roll or fold the towel, although they both feel unique due to the variant in the canal\u2019s shape. Here\u2019s how you do it:<\/p>\n
Version #1<\/strong><\/h3>\n
<\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Version #2<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k5yJayKUKpg?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fold or roll your towel to create a long, narrow canal. Leave some of the towel unfolded or unrolled for the next step.<\/li>\n<li>Put your latex glove or condom on the towel, ensuring that the glove or condom cuff is hanging over the end a bit.<\/li>\n<li>Fold or roll the rest of the towel over the glove or condom.<\/li>\n<li>Stretch the glove or condom cuff until it\u2019s up over the top of the towel.<\/li>\n<li>Fold the exposed part of the glove or condom over the rolled or folded towel.<\/li>\n<li>Secure it with a rubber band (or two if you feel like doing so will make the toy more durable).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>TIP<\/b>: <i>To create a canal that\u2019s not too tight or loose, use a standard toothpaste tube as a mold when you fold (or roll). Of course, you\u2019ll want to be sure that you remove the tube once the canal structure is achieved. <\/i><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3 id=\"tab-con-3\" class=\"\"><b>Our Judgement Call: <\/b>How Good Is the Towel Fleshlight?<\/h3>\n<p>The thickness of the towel you use will directly affect the tightness achieved \u2013 thin towels are sort of loose and thick towels are usually tight. Furthermore, if you use a brand of toothpaste that comes in a small tube, your measurements may be off just a tad. You\u2019ll likely have to make this son of a bitch a couple times to get the hang of it or to create a canal that fits your dick.<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p>While the Tantalizing Towel masturbator will get you off if you do it right, it\u2019s nowhere near as good as the real deal. The sensations are far less intense than they are with manufactured masturbators because there is no noticeable texture, but it still feels better than a self-given hand job. You won\u2019t be able to dive very deep either, but you can manually control the tightness with a simple squeeze. Overall, this DIY toy will get the job done and that\u2019s all that matters.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"tab-con-4\" class=\"\">Homemade Fleshlight #3 – Sock Masturbator<\/h2>\n<p>You\u2019ve heard of men masturbating into their tube socks, but this thing takes shit to a whole new level. A DIY sock toy is even easier to make than the Tantalizing Towel, and it\u2019s likely that you already have the supplies needed to create it without spending the first red cent. Score!<a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/kiiroo-onyx-2-review\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-4137 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/ko3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/ko3.png 728w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/ko3-300x37.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/ko3-50x6.png 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 align=\"CENTER\"><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>Supplies Needed<\/b><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A pair (or two) of long, cotton sport socks<\/li>\n<li>A latex glove (or condom)<\/li>\n<li>A rubber band<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>How to Make It<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QLxpYWEeP18?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Using ankle socks is not recommended for this thing, so if you don\u2019t have long sports socks then you\u2019ll be forced to go out and buy the right shit. No sweat; most socks are super cheap, and we wouldn\u2019t suggest springing for anything fancy if you\u2019re just going to brick inside of it anyway.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fold each of the socks so that they both have a puffy cuff.<\/li>\n<li>Stack the folded socks on top of one another.<\/li>\n<li>Sandwich your latex glove or condom in between them, leaving some of the glove or condom sticking out about an inch or two.<\/li>\n<li>Wrap over the socks the portion of the glove or condom that\u2019s stick out.<\/li>\n<li>Secure the whole thing with a rubber band.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h3 id=\"tab-con-5\" class=\"\"><b>Our Judgement Call: <\/b>How Good Is the Sock Fleshlight?<\/h3>\n<p>The longer the socks you use, the better control you\u2019ll have over the tightness of your newly fangled toy. Long socks allow you to adjust the placement of the rubber band more easily, and thus you can constrict the canal as you see fit. Furthermore, the tightness of this thing is quickly customized using a simple squeeze of your hand, as is the case with most DIY sex toys.<\/p>\n<p>Using socks is also a much more comfortable option than using towels, as many socks tend to be a lot softer than the latter (especially if you opt for fleece or something like that). And while the texture of a fancy Fleshlight is not available with this thing either, it still gets the job done if you make it and use it as intended. We just wonder if the people at Fruit of the Loom know what some people are doing with their products.<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" src=\"\/\/fleshlight.sjv.io\/i\/325425\/311783\/4702\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"\"><\/h2>\n<h2 id=\"tab-con-6\" class=\"\">Homemade Fleshlight #3 – Toilet Paper Roll Masturbator<\/h2>\n<p>Although the name of this toy sounds a bit trashy (literally), it\u2019s still a great tool to use if you\u2019re not into folding and measuring a canal for your throbbing cock. It\u2019s also much easier to make and can be crafted quicker than anything on our list.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>Supplies Needed<\/b><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A toilet paper roll<\/li>\n<li>A latex glove (or condom, of course)<\/li>\n<li>A rubber band<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>How to Make It<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XNxVceQXEoA?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This bad boy is definitely one of the easiest DIY sex toys to create, and best of all, it can be thrown away when you\u2019re done. There\u2019s no laundry to do either, and it can be stored away quickly in the event that someone walks in on you handling business. Best of all, it\u2019s practically free to make.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Remove the tube from the paper by unrolling it and wriggling it out.<\/li>\n<li>Put the latex glove or condom through the hole in the roll.<\/li>\n<li>Wrap the glove or condom around the outer part of the roll.<\/li>\n<li>Secure it with a rubber band.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 class=\"\"><\/h3>\n<h3 id=\"tab-con-7\" class=\"\"><b>Our Judgement Call: <\/b>How Good Is the Toilet Paper Roll Fleshlight?<\/h3>\n<p>You can easily adjust the tightness of the Tempting Toilet Paper Roll masturbator by leaving some of the paper on the roll. You won\u2019t be able to do much squeezing to control your sensations, so hopefully your dick is big enough to suffice. We\u2019re not certain that modern toilet paper rolls come in more sizes than one, unfortunately. However, this thing feels about as good as it gets considering you\u2019re using literal trash to get your rocks off.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, this DIY jizz monster is slightly tighter feeling than towels or socks, mostly due to the one-size-fits-all rim of the roll. The overall softness of it depends on the quality of the toilet paper you use, but you still won\u2019t feel much of a texture inside unless you spring for a ribbed condom. Furthermore, the penetration depth is somewhat restricted because of the relative size of the roll, so this bitch is basically only good for one thing and that\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/cobra-libre-ii-review\/\">corona stimulation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"tab-con-8\" class=\"\">Homemade Fleshlight #5 – Sponge Masturbator<\/h2>\n<p>You\u2019ll probably have to go on a short shopping trip to create this one, since it\u2019s likely that you don\u2019t have what you need for it just lying around the house. Then again, you might; we don\u2019t know how you live. Either way, it\u2019s still very cheap to make and feels about as good as any of them.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>Supplies Needed<\/b><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A can of Pringles or Lays potato chips\n<ul>\n<li><i>You can use a tall cup if you can\u2019t find what you need.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>2-4 kitchen sponges<\/li>\n<li>A latex glove or condom<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>How to Make It<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9W_gEyLrYVw?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Whatever you do, make sure the sponges you use for this thing are small enough to fit inside the can or cup you choose. In addition, the sponges should be soft or else you (and your sensitive dick) will be very sorry.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Put the first two sponges down into the bottom of the can.<\/li>\n<li>Push the sponges into the sides of the can to create a small canal.<\/li>\n<li>Stick your glove or condom in between the sponges.<\/li>\n<li>Stretch the glove or condom so that it comes out of the can.<\/li>\n<li>Wrap the extra glove or condom material around the outside of the can through the opening at the top.\n<ul>\n<li><i>The size of the can or cup should be wide enough to suffice security for the condom or glove without the use of a rubber band, but one can be used if you\u2019re afraid of it slipping. <\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 id=\"tab-con-9\" class=\"\"><b>Our Judgment Call: <\/b>How Good Is the Sponge Fleshlight?<\/h3>\n<p>While this self-sustained DIY toy is super simple to make, easy to store, and quick to throw away, it\u2019s not as pleasurable to use as some of the others on this list. However, the sensations caused by the sponges feel more like a human body than any sock, towel, or toilet paper roll (as long as the sponge is soft, of course). Furthermore, the softness of the sponge also determines the tightness of the canal, since it\u2019s damn near impossible to control it otherwise because of the hard structure of the can or cup.<\/p>\n<p>Additionally, the sponges may or may not envelope the penis as much as you\u2019d like, especially if your dick is on the small side. We suggest cleaning out the can before using it too, or else you may have a bunch of nasty chip grease on your junk when all is said and done. Overall, this toy might be a good choice for men looking for something a bit more realistic feeling, but unfortunately, with that benefit comes a handful of disadvantages.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"tab-con-10\" class=\"\">Homemade Fleshlight Sex Toy #6 – Cornstarch Jelly Masturbator<\/h2>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p>This homemade sex toy isn\u2019t one of our favorites, but it\u2019s on this list because it (and ones like it) seem very popular among DIYers. Mind you, it\u2019s important that this thing be created correctly to prevent skin irritation and infections.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>Supplies Needed<\/b><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A large cup (preferably not glass for obvious reasons)<\/li>\n<li>Corn starch<\/li>\n<li>Water<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>How to Make It<\/b><\/h3>\n<p>As one of the more difficult self-made sex toys on the list, the Captivating Cornstarch masturbator is like a sexy science experiment for adventurous pervs. It\u2019s not very easy to make, especially if you\u2019re new to this type of thing; but, it\u2019s pretty easy to get rid of it or hide it if necessary, so there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fill a large cup \u00bd full with cornstarch.<\/li>\n<li>Add water until the cup is about \u00be full.<\/li>\n<li>Stir the mixture thoroughly with a spoon (or butter knife if the cup is large).<\/li>\n<li>Place the filled cup in the microwave for about 1-2 minutes until the mixture turns to jelly.<\/li>\n<li>Once solidified, poke a hole in the middle and microwave it again for about 30-45 seconds.<\/li>\n<li>Place a rounded stick or pole into the solidified mixture, making sure the stick is slightly smaller than the size of your dick.\n<ul>\n<li>Choose a stick with some grooves or patterns to give your masturbator a little texture.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Refrigerate it all for about 45 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>After cooling, remove the stick and pull the jellified cornstarch from the cup.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 class=\"\"><\/h3>\n<h3 id=\"tab-con-11\" class=\"\"><b>Our Judgment Call: <\/b>How Good Is the Cornstarch Fleshlight?<\/h3>\n<p>The finished product should look and feel like rubber, not gelatin. The more you microwave it and refrigerate it, the better the outcome will be. However, there\u2019s no way to warm it back up so you end up fucking something that\u2019s much colder than your ex could ever be. For most guys, that\u2019s not exactly the most favorable sensation on the planet and we can certainly understand that.<\/p>\n<p>This toy is basically a sad version of the <a href=\"http:\/\/menstoyshub.com\/best-fleshlight\/\">famous Fleshlight<\/a>, and it falls apart kind of easily when it\u2019s fucked too hard. That quality alone makes it frustrating, not to mention it doesn\u2019t come with a case so it gets sticky when you get going. However, aside from it being flimsy and cold, it\u2019s probably the one toy on this list that\u2019s most closely related to the sex toys you\u2019re used to. In short, if you\u2019re going to cut corners, there\u2019s a price you\u2019ll have to pay. Time to ante up, boys.<\/p>\n<h3><b>A Concise Comparison <\/b><\/h3>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p>Side-by-side, these DIY sex toys are vastly different from one another. Although we remain surprised by the creativity and ingenuity of the world\u2019s perverts, we still prefer real, professionally manufactured toys over these blasphemous bastards. But hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?<\/p>\n<p>Some might argue that these indecent things are good alternatives to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/best-fleshlight\/\">real Fleshlight toys<\/a>, but if you\u2019ve ever used a Fleshlight, then you\u2019ll know how bullshit that belief really is. Out of all of these bitches, you\u2019ll probably have the most success using the Sexy Sock or Tantalizing Toilet Paper Roll masturbators and that\u2019s sad for a million reasons. However, those are both devices that are easily replicated when needed, not to mention beyond cheap.<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h3><b>The Final Verdict <\/b><\/h3>\n<p>In essence, using a self-made <a href=\"http:\/\/menstoyshub.com\/male-masturbators\/\">manual masturbator<\/a> is proof positive that you\u2019re not only lonely but also broke. Regardless of the cards you\u2019ve been dealt, making your own jerk off machine is cheap and easy so at least you\u2019re not cursed all the way around. These things are made from easily attained ingredients and supplies, not to mention that most of the shit you need can either be found in your home or at your local supermarket. And since everything used is innocuous, nobody will know why those items are on your shopping list.<\/p>\n<p>Still, nothing feels better than an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/best-fleshlight\/\">official Fleshlight<\/a> except for real sex, and even that\u2019s debatable with some of the intense and creative models that the company offers in their inventory. There\u2019s a good reason Fleshlights are some of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\">most imitated toys on the market<\/a>. 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