In an attempt to make us review every sex toy under the sun, our boss knows no bounds, which became blatantly obvious when he dropped the Rocks Off Big Boy prostate massager on our desks last week as though he had a vengeance. Unbeknownst to us, there was a good reason for his rancorous reaction. Apparently, he knew we would never be the same after our encounter with the Big Boy. He was right.<\/p>\n

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What Is the Rocks Off Big Boy? <\/b><\/h2>\n

This thing is a massive contender on the self-pleasure market, and by that we mean it\u2019s enormous. <\/a>Definitely not for beginners, the Rocks Off Big Boy is a multi-function vibrating prostate massager that leaves no room to spare, even in veteran assholes. It is designed to stimulate the anal canal and prostate gland as well as the perineum, providing large-scale pleasure like we\u2019ve not seen in years.<\/p>\n

It functions by using a bulbous outer sleeve which holds a powerfully vibrating bullet \u2013 both of which are completely waterproof and hypoallergenic. The unique ergonomic shape and flexible material are what caught our attention the most though, especially as we twisted and turned the toy around in our ass, or when needed that extra little bit of support for our buckling knees.<\/p>\n

Rocks Off Big Boy<\/b> Promotional Video<\/strong><\/p>\n