Whose dick do we have to suck to get a high quality, hi-tech anal sex toy around here? We have been on a nonstop search for the most discrete and delightful way to tickle our tooshes, and now there\u2019s an app for that too. It\u2019s a good thing we paid our phone bills for this month. And although we are always uncertain as to what Boss Man will bring us next, the new-fangled fuck wands we get to review tend to leave us pleasantly surprised. This week was nothing different.<\/p>\n
In comes Mr. Check Signer with a stack of embossed boxes that looked like the suitcase carried by 007. We knew instantly that our asses were in for some sort of exotic, otherworldly treat. Okay, so maybe it was the French name, Nuo<\/i> by Je Joue<\/i>, that made us think that. Either way, we ended up being right about one thing: this toy was something else.<\/p>\nWhat Is the Je Joue Nuo? <\/b><\/h2>\n
We aren\u2019t strangers to the butt plug scene by any means, but it\u2019s not every day we run across one that can be controlled with a smart phone. <\/a>Hell, smart phones didn\u2019t even come out until the last decade. Before that, we had to adjust the vibe patterns on our butt plugs manually (up a hill, in the snow, with no shoes). The Nuo by Je Joue is a hi-tech version of Papaw\u2019s old butt buddy. And if that visual didn\u2019t completely gross you out, here\u2019s this: it can easily be used by anyone who knows how to download an app and swipe up or down. In other words, you may want to keep this little jewel locked up tight lest it fall into the wrong hands.<\/p>\nNUO by JE JOUE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO
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