Our boos recently decided that he needed to stop giving us bullshit sex toys and start handing us stuff that would really get our attention. ![\"fun-factory-logo\"](\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/fun-factory-logo-150x150.png\"){kind=logo}
So, he comes in the breakroom just as we\u2019re discussing our qualms with the last toy, holding these little luxurious boxes containing what we can only guess to be our next \u201cmasturbatory mission.\u201d After the junk that\u2019s been thrust on our laps lately, we logically assumed the box contained another one of those run-of-the-mill fuck toys that made a futile attempt at mimicking the greats. As it turns out, we were wrong again. I think our boss gets a kick out of this shit.<\/p>\n
Now we\u2019re just a bunch of blubbering assholes trying to save face like we weren\u2019t talking shit. As we opened and began examining the Cobra Libre II, it became increasingly obvious that were handling some high-quality stuff. The more we looked at it, the more we wanted to use it. The more we used it, the less we wanted to come in to work. Who\u2019s got the last laugh now, boss man?<\/p>\n
At first glance, the Cobra Libre II looks a lot like the open mouth of a slithering snake as it gets ready to swallow a fat mouse. What it looks like and what it is are two different things, however. The Cobra Libre II is just a handheld, vibrating male masturbator with various customizable pleasure settings. It\u2019s made from smooth materials to reduce friction and is designed primarily to stimulate the corona, or head, of the penis. No snake charming skills required.<\/p>\n