Beating the bishop at his own game is easy when you thrust into your own hand instead of making your arms do all the work. <\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\nIf anyone tells you that there\u2019s something wrong with a little erectile experimentation, they\u2019re just jealous of your sexual prowess and should be disregarded and discarded like an old condom. No joke.<\/p>\n
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Tricks Aren\u2019t Just for Kids Anymore <\/b><\/h3>\n
Although pornos can paint an unrealistic picture of how sex can and should be, it\u2019s always fun to watch it while masturbating, especially when you use a toy that is compatible with online content. Still, I don\u2019t suggest enjoying porn every single time you choke your chicken. Quite frankly, that hardcore stuff is usually the shit that you\u2019ll never get to do in your wildest dreams anyway. Why set yourself up for disaster?<\/p>\n
As porn becomes more accessible than ever, a lot of today\u2019s men have lost sight of what real sex is like or what it could be. In fact, this unfortunate double-edged sword is partly responsible for erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation for some guys. However, I\u2019m not saying you should stay away from porn altogether. Not even close.<\/p>\n
In the event that you\u2019ve already surpassed your porn quota, you\u2019ll probably need a few of these tips and tricks to get you by until things level back out:<\/p>\n
Use Your Goddamn Imagination <\/b><\/h4>\n
There\u2019s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, nor is there anything wrong with using your mind. See how far you can get by creating a scene in your head instead. That way, nobody has to know what kind of freak you really are. <\/i><\/p>\nEngage in Edging <\/b><\/h4>\n
Edging isn\u2019t some new age bullshit; it\u2019s actually an old-school masturbation technique that can heighten and elongate arousal while also building stamina and confidence. See how long you can jerk your jewels before cumming, and then try to beat your record the next time. It\u2019s truly that simple, plus it makes masturbation more exciting because it gives you a goal. <\/i><\/p>\nTry It Tantric Style <\/b><\/h4>\n
Much like tantric sex, tantric masturbation requires you to get as close to climax as possible without actually blowing your load. While it may seem more like punishment than pleasure, it can increase the intensity of your orgasm and decrease the desensitization of your dick. Talk about a jack-off jackpot. <\/i><\/p>\nBreathe, You Idiot<\/b><\/h4>\n
Breathing may seem like a pretty obvious thing to do, but you\u2019d be surprised by how many men forget to do it while they\u2019re masturbating. Without proper breathing, though, orgasm can come much quicker than you expect it to, plus it won\u2019t be as intense. Practice different breathing techniques to see what helps you the most, or even hold your breath a bit to check out the benefits of that. DISCLAIMER: I am in no way suggesting autoerotic asphyxiation, so don\u2019t even go there. <\/i><\/p>\n
Tricks may not be just for kids anymore, but that just means you can do whatever you deem necessary to get your rocks off, aside from committing sexual assault or fucking animals, of course. And hey, if that\u2019s what you\u2019ve got to do, it\u2019s none of my goddamn business anyway. However, you can\u2019t say I didn\u2019t give you plenty of other options when you\u2019re sitting your ass in the county jail for being a fucking weirdo.<\/p>\n
The Bottom Line <\/b><\/h4>\n
Masturbation can be a whole lot of fun; I don\u2019t care who you are, how much experience you have, what method you use, or which toy you claim as your favorite. The key to finding what works best for you is to try some shit out first and then troubleshoot later. After all, they say you can\u2019t knock it until you try it, don\u2019t they? And whoever \u201cthey\u201d are, it\u2019s clear that \u201cthey\u201d know a thing or two about self-pleasure. Soon, you will as well (if you heed my advice, that is).<\/p>\n
Being obedient to your balls and open-minded about the shit mentioned here is very important to your bottom line, especially considering all the different options that are now available to the average man, including some of the world\u2019s greatest sex toys and accessories. It\u2019s no longer enough to simply pump your penis with a balled-up fist. No, dudes want something more, and I\u2019m sure you\u2019re one of them or else you wouldn\u2019t have bothered reading this text.<\/p>\n
The only advice I can give that applies to every man on the planet (in regard to masturbation) is this: take your time and be sure not to rush it. Stroke it, don\u2019t poke it. They don\u2019t call it \u201cpocket pool\u201d for nothing, rookies. Remember, an impatiently diddled dick makes for a frustrated fuck, and absolutely nobody wants to end up on the wrong side of an orgasm.<\/p>\n
Either way, the experts know a lot about self-pleasure because they have tried many different techniques with abandon, not giving a fuck about what anyone thinks. Unashamed of what it takes to make themselves feel good, and well aware of the numerous health benefits that come with regular ejaculation, modern science has developed plenty of techniques to go around \u2013 with the help of several perverts, of course.<\/p>\n
If you still can\u2019t seem to get off after reading and trying the tips, tricks, and methods mentioned here, then you need to see a doctor immediately. Erectile dysfunction is a real thing, and it might have less to do with your porn addiction and more to do with your overall health. It could be that your masturbation techniques are just fine, but that your dutiful dick is just flat out broken. No worries; it happens to the best of us. My fingers are crossed for you though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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