It wasn’t until recently that our team became fans of punishing our penises with pleasure, but ever since we jumped on that bandwagon, we haven’t been able to shut up about it. Now, we get to review the latest and greatest cock cages and we couldn’t be more excited. After all, it isn’t every day we get to plug our dick into a handheld machine that makes it tingle like the first time we copped a boner.
But boners aren’t the only thing you’ll get when you use a good cock cage, especially if that cock cage has e-stim capabilities. Cock cages are, by nature, an acquired taste. However, that’s not to say that all men can’t derive pleasure from them in some way. The key is to find one that works best for your level of penile sensitivity, and that’s why we decided to review the new Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage. We don’t know about you, but we need to know why this bad boy is getting so much positive attention.
What Is the Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage?
We have already let the cat out of the bag as far as what our new toy is, but what we haven’t revealed is exactly what it does. The Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is a fun little fuck accessory that turns ordinary jizzing into an electrifying experience. This thing locks around your cock and gives you a tantalizing shock. We’re poets and didn’t know it.
Moreover, we’re perverts and that shit ain’t news. So, anything that promises a new way to get off is exciting to us. This bitch costs about $160 and is designed to work with the E-Stim Power Pack that’s sold separately. While it may be a bit of an investment for some dudes, we were willing to pay the price for a sex machine that gently stimulates the nerve endings in our dick. It’s like the Gods of Good Sex have finally heard our prayers.
They must know that cumming is a lot more than just rubbing one out. The penis is replete with sensitive nerves that, when piqued, can provide a supremely intense orgasm. The Mystim manufacturer guarantees quality and the average consumer gives it 4.5 out of 5 stars. So, what features make this particular sex toy such a popular option? We looked for ourselves and found out.
The Main Features Of The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2
It looks like the Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is designed to give users a very unique sexual experience. It comes with little keys to represent the prison of pleasure your (or your partner’s) dick is in, and those keys are cut to fit the little silver padlocks that are included as well. And being as your cock is now property of the prison guard, Mystim also throws in some Prison ID name labels too. The idea is to get your dick locked into a safe and secure position while making it seem like forbidden fun.
The purpose of having your cock locked is so that it can safely receive the gentle shock provided by the power pack. The Pubic Enemy No. 2 features 3 different E-stim portals, with each stimulating different parts of the penis: the head, the shaft, or internally via the urethral sound on top. Simply plug the power pack in, attach the wires, turn it on, and get down to business. And since this toy is made from skin-safe plastic that contains no latex or phthalates, the only thing you’ll need is some sterile lube and conductivity gel to get the party started. Just remember: you’ll be at the mercy of your partner, and they’re the only one with keys.
What Comes in the Box?
We aren’t too familiar with the Mystim brand, but from what we can see: so far, so good. This toy comes with everything you need to begin playing immediately, as long as you already own the power pack. If you don’t, getting one will run you another $200. By the time you’re $360 into this toy, you’ll have the following items:
- The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage with Urethral Sound (of course)
- A set of 5 plastic prison “locks” with DOC numbers
- A silver pad-lock
- A set of silver keys for the pad-lock
- A bunch of prison ID labels
- A durable plastic testicle ring
- A set of spacer extension bars
- A durable storage case with elastic bands
- An instruction/assembly manual
You won’t find any conductivity gel or even a small packet of lubricant in the box. We looked. And the entire thing becomes little more than a conversation piece without the power pack. Either make the investment to get all the necessary parts, or simply use the thing as an ordinary cock cage like the basic bitch you are. Nobody gives a shit; just bust a nut.
What It Feels Like
Considering we are relatively new to this e-stim shit, we didn’t know what to expect. Fearfully attempting to be cool kids, we strapped in and went for a ride just so we could join the cock cage conversation. What happened next was what inspired this review.
The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 is a beast, but we mean that in the best way possible. The reason we were so apprehensive about using a TENS machine on our dicks was because our past experiences have left us with painful burns on our junk. Initially, we were just thankful that the manufacturer of this toy took the time to implement the latest scientific research into their product. No burns, no painful anything – just pleasure. Never again will we cringe at the thought of having our urethra stimulated by an electrical current. That shit is otherworldly.
Our Cheers and Jeers
It doesn’t matter. We always have something negative to say. No, we can’t ever just be happy. Here’s why:
- I Challenge You to a Dual – This toy does a good job as an e-stim machine, but it can easily double as a simple cock cage if that’s all you need.
- Killer Body, Bro – The durability of the mechanism’s body is impressive, especially considering how some of us wore ours for days.
- Power Corrupts Absolutely – The punch that the Mystim delivers is the perfect combination of intense and gentle, leading to a guaranteed orgasm if you use it right.
- Conduct Yourself Appropriately – The silicon panels are perfect for transmitting electrical currents evenly throughout the entire toy.
- Fun on the Run – The whimsical nature of this product made it one of our favorite e-stim cock cages to use.
- Bachelor’s in Engineering – Apparently, to begin using this bitch, you have to understand the basics of trigonometry.
- Getting Thin on Top – The locking pin is somewhat flimsy, and although it wasn’t a show stopper for us, it could be for someone else.
- Bank Account Blues – The price of this thing is kind of astronomical, especially once the power pack, conductivity gel, and sterile lube are purchased.
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The Final Verdict
We have to say that the new Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is well worth the money, even if you’ve never messed with this sort of thing before. While there is no guarantee you will have the same experience as we did, we’re pretty certain you’ll get what you came for; and if you don’t, your partner surely will. On a scale of 1 to 10, this thing gets an 8 as we await the new and improved version.
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