The Future Is Here. Autobl0w 2 Automatic Male Penis Milking Machine Is Giving Me a Perfect Cock Massage And I’m Loving It!

So I recently got my hands on the Autoblow 2 , or should I say it got its hands on me. I have a lot of really good things to say about it so far, and I have been using mine about three times a week for the last two months. Don’t get me wrong: the developers still have a couple adjustments they could make to the overall design and appearance, but all-in-all it’s a pretty solid machine that definitely had my toes curling. I’ll start out with the basics. UPDATE: THE NEW AUTOBLOW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS FINALLY HERE! CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT MORE What Is the Autobl0w 2 Male Milking Machine? Basically, it’s just this automatic blowjob machine that you hold in your hand and pleasure yourself with. Now, I know there are about a million male sex toys out there, but this one is a little different. The fella creating them, for one, is quite the imaginative guy – as you can see by looking at the almost retro yet modern-looking design of the outer casing. The way it works is pretty attention-getting too, but we will get into that later. For two, the entire contraption looks more like one of those big camping flashlights than a hand-held blowjob robot. I am kind of grateful for that, actually. My buddy says it reminds him of a thermos with a handle on it. Another says it looks like the phone that Zack Morris used on “Saved by the Bell.” The sleeve, which comes in three different sizes, is reminiscent of those high-end Fleshlight masturbators in that it features an anatomically correct-ish mouth on the top. I find that feature quite nice, especially when I’m using it at full speed. Which reminds me, the Autoblow2 has a few different settings that I think have earned some discussion. After all, it is – in my humble opinion – one of the best hand-held masturbators I have used in a very long time. Autoblow 2 Promotional Video CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL AUTOBLOW WEBSITE The Main Features Of The Autobl0w 2 Cock Milking Machine The Autoblow 2 is pretty simple to describe now that I have had my come-down cigarette. No seriously, once you slide this bad boy onto your dick it’s curtains. The material of the sleeve is more or less lifelike and, depending on the size of the sleeve you pick, is plenty big enough to accommodate your member and tight enough without cutting off your circulation. It plugs into the wall so it doesn’t ever need to be charged. However, the unit is not compatible with some overseas outlets so I’d suggest checking on that before taking it with you on a trip. It is not exactly small, but it’s not so huge that you can’t fit it into your luggage either. I keep mine hidden in my sock drawer and my girlfriend is none the wiser so far. Nor does she know yet that the …

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Pornhub Presents: CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe Realistic Fake Booty & Vagina Sex Toy + a Special 15% Off Coupon Code For Our Readers!

We have been fucking sex toys since the beginning of time. That means our pallet for pleasure is just a bit more discerning than, say, those eager beavers with average experience. In other words, if we say it is a good lay then you can bet your ass it is. And speaking of asses, Pornhub recently introduced the CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe and, well, we considered it our duty to fuck that booty. Let us start out by saying thank you to the developers for taking so much time to create this unique machine. It is a device that, in our opinion, is long overdue in a world that has been expecting cars to fly since 1984. Being as it is the first of its kind, there is more than enough room for improvement. But, based on how mind-blowing this thing is already, we can’t imagine what they will come up with next. Since it is quite a bit more expensive than some of the other toys we’ve reviewed, our boss only let us order half a dozen, which caused some contention on the break room. These things cost about $700 each, and they’re heavy as hell. None of that made any sense to us until we took it out of the box and began using it for ourselves. Now we get it for sure.   TWERKING BUTT DELUXE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO What Comes In The Twerking Butt Deluxe Booty Sex Toy Box? This life-sized sex toy has got to be heavy to withstand all the powerful poundings that it inspires. Upon initially opening the box we immediately gasped at how realistic it appeared. We unwrapped it and started touching the CyberSkin material, slapping the ass cheeks and watching the gentle jiggle. After we got that out of our system (which seemed to take longer than it should have), we began checking out the rest of the fun stuff in the box. We reached in and pulled out The Twerking Butt Deluxe first, to get it out of the way. It comes with a wired remote control that is attached to the underside of the toy by a relatively long cord. Next to that was a power adapter with a fitted cable. Tucked to the side of that was the CyberSkin-brand Virtual Reality headset wrapped carefully in bubble paper. We were impressed by the whole shebang, but then when we learned the Twerking Butt could be used with Oculus Rift. That probably would have been enough for us, but Pornhub obviously knows what people want and what their toys need. The box also contained a high-powered cleaning water-jet wand, a durable storage bag, a tube of renewal powder, and even some water-based lube. That is a lot of cool shit for $700; our boss is a cheapskate. How Does The Twerking Butt Deluxe Work? The CyberSkin Twerking Butt Deluxe is kind of difficult to use for the first time, but that’s just because none of us have ever seen anything like …

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The Naughty Tenga Egg Review: Which One Is The Best? + a Special 15% Off Coupon Code For Our Readers!(See The Bottom Of The Page)

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We recently got our paws on these little things called Tenga Eggs and, at first, we weren’t sure what we were dealing with. For one, we didn’t know what to expect once the thing was unwrapped, so we held our breath and prepared for the coming surprise. It turns out the Tenga Egg is this cool pocket-sized masturbating accessory, so obviously, our interest was immediately piqued. Upon closer inspection, it was clear that the Tenga Egg was not a kid-friendly gift from the Easter Bunny – at least, not from the Easter Bunny we remember. Furthermore, it didn’t take too long before our team was lost in a mountain of deconstructed eggs and lubricants, as well as these floppy cup-looking things that looked like a contact lens and a used condom fucked and had a flaccid baby. If we didn’t already know what they were supposed to be used for, we might have mistaken them for larva and called the exterminator. Despite their unusual appearance, we discovered that each of the Tenga Eggs would give us a different sensation. Running our fingers along the surface we felt the unique patterning of soft ribbons and bumps along the inside of each. Unfortunately, we didn’t prepare ourselves because the little buggers didn’t look like much. Boy, were we wrong. If you like a pleasant penis surprise, you’ll probably dig the eggs. Chances are, you’ll find something you like in the dirty dozen. In fact, the Tenga brand, which sells everything from vibrators to lotions, offers 17 different egg models to choose from. SHORT TENGA EGG VIDEO REVIEW ORDER TENGA EGGS FOR THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET What Is the Tenga Egg? The Tenga egg is this thin piece of malleable plastic that is designed to enhance masturbation. It feels a bit like a mixture between skin, rubber, plastic, and playdough. It is dome-shaped just like an egg, hence the clever nomenclature. It is made by a popular UK-based company that is known for its unique variety of convenient sex toys. The egg, which comes in a variety of sexy styles, can be purchased singly or in a pack. We tried out the pack just so we could experience some random excitement. After a while of testing sex toys, not much catches your attention anymore. It did, however, occur to us that the Tenga Egg is one of the only sex toys on the market that is suitable for all penis sizes. How Is The Tenga Sex Egg Used? The Tenga Egg is rather rudimentary, which makes it surprising that nobody else has invented one yet. The first step involves you unwrapping it from its plastic packaging and popping open the egg like one of those fake Easter eggs you find in the yard. There will not be candy or money inside, just the egg and a packet of Tenga-brand lubricant tucked in the center. We weren’t happy about it either, until we started using it.  Designed to be used either alone …

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The Fleshlight Go Surge Will Make Your Penis Purge

Seriously, I have been a fan of the Fleshlight brand for many years but one of the things I cannot stand about their products is the average size. What are behemoth these things anyway? Fuckable wine bottles? I can’t really take them with me anywhere, which means the only time I’m getting a satisfying wax job is when I’m stuck at home. Since I already have lots of at-home sex I wanted some action on the go, so I made an investment in the Fleshlight Go Surge – a recently released model that that is finally compact enough to fit into most of my carryon bags. The best part of all is that none of the brand’s hard-earned fame or glory was lost in the making of this more streamlined masturbator. It still offers a swift kick in the pants if you know what I mean. In fact, a lot of people are saying that it is the best model to come out of the Fleshlight lineup since the original was patented back in 1998. So what makes this one so fucking special (pun intended)? FLESHLIGHT GO SUGE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT GO SURGE WEBSITE The Main Features that I Found Most Impressive The Fleshlight Go is noticeably smaller than the original mammoth models, yet the traditional interior and exterior shapes have been maintained. I figured my experience would more or less coincide with the reduced size, but it definitely gave me a full-sized fucking. The fact that it is less expensive helped quite a bit too, because let’s face it: nobody wants to spend money on a fake pussy they’ll only use once. Not only is this thing potable but it is also reusable, which is pretty nice feature if you have a healthy sexual appetite like me. Also like me, guys with larger penises might still find it easy to fit in and get sucked on just like the dudes with smaller dicks. This manual masturbating masterpiece is suitable for mighty members reaching as long as 8 inches (20cm), so I wasn’t shy about giving her hell. I don’t have to go balls deep to get a satisfying release if I have the right hole. Its simulated bumpy material on the interior is juxtaposed by a patented flesh-like material on the exterior produced that audible slapping sound I love. And in my opinion, the Fleshlight Go might be the one that ends up replacing all my other toys.   Let’s Talk Dimensions Did I mention that this thing is much smaller than the original version upon which it’s modeled? When compared to the even smaller Fleshlight Quickshot and speedy Flight Instructor, the Go is hands-down the most well-rounded of them all. Its sleeve length is just 8-inches as I mentioned (as compared to the 7-inch Instructor and 3-inch Quickshot), but its relative tightness and intensity are bigger and better. After tying out all three on myself, I found that the dimensions on the …

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Fleshlight Ice Review: It’s Hot As Hell Over Here! We Need to Cool Off!

Let me begin by saying that I’m not the kind of guy who will just stick my dick into anything. On top of that, I get some pretty steady action from the ladies. So, when I picked up the Fleshlight Ice for the first time I wasn’t sure what I was getting into. For starters, it looked like a transparent pussy staring up at me and begging me to thrust my cock into it. But after all the other attractive yet disappointing fake vaginas I’ve tried throughout the years, my hopes were none too high. I picked up my fake pussy straight from the manufacturer, because I like being able to buy all my lubes and accessories at the same time. It shipped to my door in a discrete little box – unmarked, unlabeled, and unable to be spotted by my nosey ass neighbors. Once I brought it inside and opened it up, I could see and feel some big differences between this sexy mamma-jamma and the other pieces of shit I’ve bricked in over the years. The Main Features I Liked the Most About The Fleshlight Ice Let’s get down to brass taxes here: The Fleshlight Ice is a voyeur’s dream. I truly enjoyed watching my throbbing package, which just so happened to look a little bigger thanks to the patented see-through SuperSkin material, as it thrusted in and out of the tight little hole. Since I’m a visual fella, like most guys, being able to see my own dick take a beating was perhaps the best part – well, besides the way it felt to be inside that thing. Not only does it feature the same petite flaps and folds as an actual vagina (one that hasn’t been destroyed by taking a pounding for decades), but it also has those feel-good ridges on the inside that gave me the “Real Deal Holyfield” sensation I was after. Although the outer casing is completely transparent, nothing was spared in terms of durability, realness, and quality – and I would know; I have been using and reviewing fake vaginas since I first learned I had a dick. In action video CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT ICE WEBSITE Fleshlight Ice Review: Let’s Talk Dimensions Speaking of dicks, mine is kind of large. Also, I prefer my pussies nice and tight (but I don’t want to lose circulation or anything). Luckily, the Fleshlight Ice was big enough to house my junk and its inevitable load. On top of that, the sleeve was fully removable and even interchangeable, which meant I could swap it out for something better whenever I was ready for a new fuck. What can I say? I’m a big fan of the Fleshlight Girls. Anyway, the best part about it is that, despite the fact that was big enough to fully receive my oozing organ, it still fit comfortably in my hands which made it really easy to get the kind of manual slam I needed. The case …

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Between Flights Often? Don’t Forget Your Little Companion: The Fleshlight Flight

I like to travel, and I also like to fuck a good fake vagina from time to time. What can I say? Nobody knows my sweet spot quite like I do, and there’s just something satisfying about popping one off really quick without having to cuddle somebody afterwards. Anyway, I was going on a long trip and decided to see if my new Fleshlight Flight Pilot could hold its own in a bunch of different scenarios. I figured that if this thing was going to be my new handheld sex slave, then I was going to put it through the ringer. First of all, I purchased the thing because I truly love the brand. It’s like the Cadillac of fake pussies. I’m also a big fan of their patented SuperSkin material which lines the opening and canal. I find it especially realistic-feeling when you heat up the sleeve before you use it. Sometimes I like to close my eyes while I’m getting one in, and I swear it feels like the real thing – minus all the unnecessary wiggling. You can tell just by holding it in your hands that its durable enough to take a pounding. And I should know. I am not nice to mine. FLESHLIGHT FLIGHT PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT FLIGHT WEBSITE My Experience So I show up at my parents’ house to stay in between destinations and I whip out my little toy once everyone is settled in for the night. I say it’s little only because it’s designed to be small and lightweight enough to fit into most carryon bags. I had mine with me on the plane, and I kept wondering if this cute stewardess had any idea that I would be thinking about her later on when I used my Fleshlight Flight Pilot to blast off on my own. I didn’t worry about it being stuffed in my suitcase either, because I dropped in when packing and it didn’t even get a scratch on it. It’s obvious this thing is built-to-last. I suppose I should tell you that I just got done abusing the shit out of my Fleshlight Flight Pilot right before my folks walked in to tell me some nonsense about disarming house alarm, but thankfully the sleek and compact casing made it super easy to hide. For round two, I took it to the shower using the Flight Adapter I had purchased at the same time. Problem solved. The intense sucking sensation, combined with the fact that there are a variety of touch elements such as bumps, ribs, and fingers, makes every round – discrete or not – an absolute pleasure. One of my favorite features is the canal, of course, but a lot of that is because of the fact that its width can change from super tight to a little looser. The Fleshlight Flight Pilot is great on its own too, but it can be easily swapped with the Fleshlight Flight Instructor if …

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The VStroker Will Make You Feel Like a Porn Star

Have you ever been balls deep into a porno only to be left thinking about how much better it would be to actually participate in the action on the screen? Having an amazing fake vagina on your dick is a good thing, but did you know that it can actually get better? Just when you thought that wasn’t even possible, the makers of the groundbreaking Fleshlight brand introduce the VStroker. These guys have been humping away to improve your masturbation experience. By adding the VStroker to your routine, you can take stroking it to a whole new level. So, is this things as amazing as everyone is saying it is? We set out to discover the truth for ourselves. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it. What Is the VStroker?  Although the VStoker (or VS) provides a pretty high sexual encounter, it is still a relatively simple device. Designed to make masturbation more interactive, the VS is a must-have accessory for men who want to step their game up. We tried this Virtual System for ourselves and were instantly hooked. What this adapter can do came as a complete surprise for us, so we had to give you the goods so you could experience it for yourself. That is, if you’re ready for it. 🙂 So, this Virtual Stroker System is a relatively new male sex toy concept which supports a more hands-on masturbation session for the fellas, especially those who are sick and tired of relying solely on their imagination to cum. As the name suggests, it is  designed to help you get more enjoyment out of your manual stroke, by combining masturbation and virtual reality . The V in VStroker stands for “Virtual,” and not “Vagina” like many people initially assume. 🙂 It is actually the part of the device which makes it so incredible. The device allows users to have a hands-on virtual masturbation experience with one of their favorite porn stars. The excitement doesn’t stop there, though. The makers of the system have apparently thought of many different ways to entertain you. What Makes the VStroker Amazing? The VStroker is designed to be used in conjunction with your favorite Fleshlight masturbator. It is an attachable/detachable accessory that adds a massive flair to your fiesta without messing up your rhythm. What makes it so amazing is the fact it not only allows you to virtual fuck your favorite pussies but it can also be used for many other purposes (read below). What we mean by that is this: the VS can come with the preferred Fleshlight of yours. Most models are supported, although for Fleshlight Flight (due to its size) you will have to buy an additional plastic adapter  We prefer to use the Fleshlight Girls lineup toys with this virtual sex system. After all, when are we ever going to get the chance to penetrate one of those holes for real? We all know it might never actually going to happen, and that …

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Fleshlight STU Review: Want to Last Longer in Bed ? Train Hard & Last Like a Pro!

The makers of the popular Fleshlight are already well-known for their highly quality, well-made sex toys. We think they make pretty amazing products, and most of us have owned and operated a few of their toys over the course of our lifetime. However, the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit just got into our hands and, well, we had to give it a try so we could share all the details with you. When we saw the advertisement for the  Fleshlight STU it got our attention immediately. We took a look at the sales page and couldn’t believe we might have actually found a magic pill we were looking for such a long time. If this unit was anything like it was being advertised, we knew we were in for a real treat. What We Like About The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit As you probably know already, there is no cream, lotion, pill, or pump in existence that can increase your sexual stamina. Nothing is going to make you a better lover faster and more efficiently than hands-on practice. We also know that one-on-one practice is not always an option. That is one of the reasons why we like this idea from Fleshlight. It gives us the chance to increase our sexual endurance without having to wine and dine a date. And believe me with some addons it can be super fun! The STU sales page says that the toy is supposed to provide “greatly improved stamina in bed.” The makers also claim that users learn to improve their sexual technique as well as their rhythm. We noticed that, with this masturbator, our orgasms were quite a bit more intense(super quick at first, though). After a while of using it as directed, we discovered a level of ejaculation control steadily increases. They say that if you can last 10 minutes with the STU then you can last at least 20 minutes in bed with someone… No time to waste then, time to train soldier! FLESHLIGHT STAMINA TRAINING UNIT PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT STU WEBSITE The Lowdown on the Fleshlight STU Aside from the fact that we liked this little sex toy because of its amazing idea to increase our ejaculatory prowess, we also appreciated its high quality design. The Stamina Sleeve is a tight fit, with little smooth bumps along the inside sleeve. Those bumps feel great, but they are performing an important task. It turns out that they are what is responsible for providing improved ejaculation control by using constant stimulation to train the penis. We were impressed by the packaging the device came in. The toy is encased in a special edition gold case. It has a small sample of some pretty great lube. Buyers get an e-book emailed to them, and the entire contraption comes standard with the Fleshlight brand’s patented “SuperSkin” masturbation sleeve. That’s not bad for a remarkable sex toy that comes in at under $60, which is far less than the …

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Is Fleshjack The Best Gay Masturbator Currently On The Market ?

We searched high and low for the best personal masturbators for gay people and we came up short, quite literally, until we ran across the Fleshjack. Some people refer to it as the Fleshlight Gay, probably because of its flashlight-like appearance, but a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. As it stands today, the Fleshjack is one of the hottest selling homosexual toys on the market. A Brief History of the Fleshjack Back in the day, the average Fleshjack wasn’t really anything to write home about. It featured a somewhat rudimentary design which often left much to be desired. However, many years have gone by since then and we think the new Fleshjack is a serious contender in the gay men sex toy industry. One of the major issues with the previous Fleshjack models was with the ease of cleaning, or lack thereof. Many users enjoyed the masturbator as a whole, but either could not or did not know how to maintain it properly. Unfortunately, this lead many former Fleshjacks to become useless after only a short time. On the other hand, we noticed that it also inspired the makers of the Fleshjack to create a new and improved models. Now, the wonderful world of orgasmic pleasure awaits all men who masturbate with the more modernized and optimized versions. Our 411 on the Fleshjack Those intrigued by the Fleshjack improvements might want to know a few facts about the newest creation from Interactive Lifeforms, the company that has been manufacturing the Fleshlight brand since 1998. We think it says a lot that the same people have been making this male sex toy since its inception. After all, who would know better how to improve the original Fleshjack than the folks who made it? The Fleshjack got its name because of the realistic-feeling flesh-like sleeve that runs along the inside of the casing. This fleshy material is fully housed inside the device, which is designed to resemble a typical household flashlight. Interactive Lifeforms recently released the Fleshjack as part of its introductory brand which is aimed to sexually entice and fulfill the gay male community. We happen to think the Fleshjack does an amazing job at that. In fact, our opinion is that the Fleshjack is one of the safest and most satisfying gay masturbators on the market today. For starters, the “Superskin” material is Phthalate free, which is good news for enthusiastic Fleshjack fans with insatiable appetites. Still, we urge users to keep in mind that the “Superskin” material is porous and requires regular cleaning after each use. This is one of the best ways to ensure proper hygiene and elongate the life of the toy. Why We Like the Fleshjack Looking at our list of “Favorite Male Sex Toys” you would think that we love everything, but we are actually quite picky. When we choose our top toys we consider things like quality, value, and affordability. The Fleshjack hits a bullseye on all of those, …

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News From Fleshlight: Quickshot Boost & Vantage

In case, you have been turned off by the recognizable shape, massive dimensions, clean-up regimen and price of a regularly available Fleshlight device but you are interested in having something more luxurious than your hand, the newly introduced Fleshlight Quickshot might be the one you have been waiting for. While the Fleshlight Go Surge and Fleshlight Ice just released in 2015, with the introduction of this device, Fleshlight offers an even more compact version of their masturbator, a mobile version and clearly made for “quickly done well,” kind of jobs. In this Fleshlight Quickshot review, we shall discuss the features and unique advantages offered by this device. Before getting into the review, let us check what this Fleshlight is all about.  FLESHLIGHT First, Fleshlight is a brand of realistic masturbators for men shaped artificial vagina. It takes its name from a pun on the fact that the device is inserted in a compartment shaped torch (flashlight). Since the development of the first Fleshlight, much time has passed and there were a lot of different models released. Being an experienced player in the industry, today, the brand Fleshlight is the world’s # 1 Male masturbators. Not always the female flesh is willing or available as one would like. So, we need a replacement of real sex and the alternative must resemble the real sensations as closely as possible. The masturbator FQ is one such sex toy for men with an incredibly stimulating texture that will carry you to new heights of pleasure. It is a new addition to the ever-increasing Fleshlight line-up. Quickshot series is designed to provide maximum pleasure, by the Fleshlight brand, along with maximum discretion and maximum mobility. Quickshot is an excellent choice for all those looking for sensational stimulation, while not always having time to clean and care as is required by classic Fleshlight, as well as those looking for a smaller and more mobile masturbator with an extremely discreet enclosure.   TWO VERSIONS OF QUICKSHOT The Quickshot is available in two versions – the “Vantage” and “Boost”. Before getting into the details of these two models, let’s have a look at the overall specifications. Specs: * Length (with the caps off): 3.5-inches * Length (with the caps on): 4-inches * Diameter (at the cap): 2.5-inches * Weight: Around 8 oz. * Available Textures: 2       Among the two, the Fleshlight Vantage is a see-through (transparent) model, while the Boost versions come in opaque black. Among the rest of the Fleshlight masturbators, the Vantage version is commonly referred to as “ice” and the see-through feature is very cool, just as in the case of the other “ice” versions of Fleshlight.   PACKAGING Due to the compact size, the Fleshlight Quickshot (FQ) comes in a smaller pack. Well, nothing particular to say, except perhaps the small notches and a paper cardboard to unwrap after gently removing a transparent sticker, if one wishes not to destroy the packaging. If you want to keep it intact like me, …

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