We’ve got some picky dicks, and we have subjected our junk to just about everything under the sun. In other words, we know a good sex toy when we see it – or feel it, rather. We also know how difficult it can be to find a good fake vagina that completely empties your balls, and it doesn’t help that some of them are crazy expensive.In any event, someone needs to use and review the top rated male sex toys before riots break out among men with painfully swollen crotches. Horny men need help – a carnal hero of sorts. Have no fear, we’ll take it from here. There’s no need to thank us. The pleasure is all ours (seriously).
Male sex toys are almost always considered taboo, or at least they were until recently. The topic is finally being discussed openly on popular mainstream media sources, including places like The Today Show, The View, and Men’s Health Magazine. These days, the idea of deriving pleasure from a man-made machine is completely acceptable, even and especially as an alternative to or enhancement for traditional masturbation and/or intercourse. In other words, today’s market is happy to offer more options than it ever has before.
The catch? It has become virtually impossible to select the perfect sex toy due to the overwhelming popularity of them. Sifting through low-quality stuff for hours on end is beyond frustrating, but so is paying money for a device that leaves much to be desired. The solution? A comprehensive list of the 15 best male sex toys in 2019 should be presented to consumers in a totally objective way. Gee, I wonder where you could find something like that.
Our Top 15 Best Sex Toys For Men In 2019:
After long hours of intense research (AKA: fervent and unapologetic masturbation with almost every male pleasure product under the sun), our picky dicks finally settled on the cream of the cocky crop. Here are what we believe to be the top options:
#1. The Kiiroo Onyx 2
OVERVIEW: Considered a hot ticket item in the self-pleasure arena, the Onyx 2 is another one of those automatic male masturbators but it has one glaring difference: It can be used with absolutely anything from the gigantic Kiiroo brand inventory and it’s even compatible with the Fleshlight Launch. It features user-friendly ergonomics like a touch-sensitive control panel and a sleek outer shell, plus it utilizes 10 contracting rings to stimulate the penis as it transmits real-time porn content and/or Teledildonics through a basic Bluetooth connection. Best of all, the canal is wrapped in the same SuperSkin material that put Fleshlight on the map.
MAJOR PRO: It can be used manually, in automatic mode, as a solo stimulator, for couple’s play and with online porn content, making it second only to the Launch in versatility.
MAJOR CON: Its canal size and texture can never be changed.
OVERALL OPINION: An overall sturdy and satisfying pleasure product for the fellas, especially the ones who aren’t quite sure what they want to experience and need something that has plenty to choose from (and as long as they don’t mind dealing with a relatively long charging time).