Top & Most Realistic Pocket Pussy Toys & a Buying Guide 2018

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  • Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit
  • Replicates the sensations of sexual relations and forces you to be better in bed
  • Will train you to last like a pornstar
  • Best experienced with GUN OIL H2O WATER BASED LUBE

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  • Elsa Jean's Fleshlight
  • Tight & cleverly designed Elsa Jean's pussy mold.
  • One-size fits all!
  • Best experienced with GUN OIL H2O WATER BASED LUBE

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  • Beastmode Pack
  • Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit & Riley Reid's Utopia
  • Temperature-responsive for extra realism
  • Best experienced with GUN OIL H2O WATER BASED LUBE

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  • Fleshlight Destroya
  • Very tight and intense texture will make you cum like a champion
  • The ultimate 360 degrees massage to your penis
  • Best experienced with GUN OIL H2O WATER BASED LUBE

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  • Fleshlight Turbo
  • Patented Blowjob Simulation Action
  • Non-anatomical orifice and an exclusive texture
  • Best experienced with GUN OIL H2O WATER BASED LUBE

 

The Complete Buying Guide Which Will Help You To Pick The Best Pocket Pussy On The Market

These days, someone could tell you to go fuck yourself and it would be totally possible. So, stop Googling “pocket pussies” and step up into the big leagues already. After all, some people find self-gratification sexy as hell. We know we do.

When our love affair with pocket pussies began, we were a lot like you. We were unaware of the variable cornucopia of options out there, so we mistakenly picked up dozens of flimsy hands free fake vaginas from the first place we could find them, fucked each one silly a few times, and then threw them in the trash just like our hard-earned money. We’ve figured some shit out since then; and now, we spend our cold, hard cash on luxury pussies like the grown-ass men we are.

 

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  • Fleshlight/Kiiroo Onyx 2 Lisa Ann Experience
  • Experience Lisa Ann's tantric titillating tender touch!
  • Lisa Ann personalized box with her autograph and her signature encoded content

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  • Fleshlight/Kiiroo Onyx 2 Romi Rain Experience
  • Make it rain on Romi Rain…
  • Romi Rain personalized box with her autograph and her signature encoded content

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  • Fleshlight/Kiiroo Onyx 2 Jessica Drake™ Experience
  • Get nudged you over the edge into a maelstrom of orgasmic ecstasy
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Gone are the days of us trying to hide the dirty things we do. Okay, so we still fuck ourselves in private from time to time, but our desire to be discrete has long since been replaced with our need to bust a nut. Some of the new sophisticated twats blew our mind, and the best part is that a lot of them are still small enough to remain a secret. But we suppose the qualities which make a replica vag worth the money depend on the preferences of the individual. In case you’re new to this like we once were, here is how you quickly narrow down your search:

Pocket Pussy Buying Guide – A 6-Point Checklist

  • Feel – Obviously, this is the most important factor to consider when buying a pocket pussy. Your chances of touching the toy before you buy it are slim, so get to know your materials. Silicone is always a good choice, but some toy manufacturers have gone a step further and developed their own skin-like substance that feels surprisingly similar to the real deal.
  • Look – For the voyeurs out there, the appearance of a pocket pussy might matter more than the texture. There’s nothing wrong with that. Some of the most popular toys on the market are molded to look like porn star pussies, while others appear to be high-tech sex robots thirsty for your cum. Either way you look at it, you’re still getting your rocks off.
  • Durability – If you like the pocket pussy you buy, then you’ll probably want to us it often. Shoddy craftsmanship, flimsy materials, malfunctioning features, and cheap packaging can ruin a good day. Make sure you at least get a warranty on the pussy you purchase or you’ll waste more than your money.
  • Discretion – Secrecy isn’t the most important thing for some guys, so some of more advanced pocket pussies are more “pussy” and less “pocket.” The way we see it: the more discretion you require, the less cumming you desire. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles.
  • Features – Finagle with the bells and whistles of the pussy you prefer or else you might end up doing all the work yourself – just like you already do. Also, make sure you have all the proper equipment required to use the thing, because that would suck not to (and not in a good way).
  • Cost – This should be your last concern when shopping for a mind-blowing fuck toy. If you’re looking for a quick and cheap hand-job, go see that nasty hooker down the street. Real men spend good money on their women, even if it’s only for her vagina.

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Sifting Through the Rubble

If you’ve spent even one minute looking for best hands free pocket pussy on the internet, then you’ve probably realized that there are far too many to choose from.if you are looking for the top pocket pussy 2018 this is the guide for you Literally, you would be there for days trying to compare your different options. So, we’ve done the footwork for you. You’re welcome, horny sloths.

Throughout the years, we have had the honor and privilege of testing out hundreds of fake pussies, discovering in the meantime the best ones on the market. We have our favorite toys, our preferred lubes, our chosen accessories, and our favorite supply station: Men’s Toys Hub. We know what the fuck we’re talking about too, since we’ve wasted decades of our lives in pursuit of the perfect pocket pussy so you can be the lazy ball of jizz we know and love and enjoy the amazing artificial vagina. It’s alright; we wouldn’t trade our job for yours anyway. If you are broke as hell and these great inventions listed above are too rich for your blood, we offer you an instructional manual on how to make a pocket pussy.

 

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About The Author

Despite the fact that John James is quite the character, there is one thing he has in common with everyone else: he likes a high quality sex toy just as much as the next guy.
Noticing that there were no legitimate websites out there reviewing all the amazing synthetic vaginas on the market, John James set out to do something about it.
After all, it is painfully obvious that today’s men really need to know more about their options.

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