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Top & Most Realistic Hands Free Pocket Pussy Buying Guide 2017

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  • Fleshlight Destroya
  • Very tight and intense texture will make you cum like a champion
  • The ultimate 360 degrees massage to your penis
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  • Fleshlight Quickshot
  • Light and compact design
  • Portable. Very Discreet. Ready to GO. Easy to Hide. Take it with you anywhere!

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  • Fleshlight Turbo
  • Most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex
  • Three points of initial insertion provides the mind-blowing sensations

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  • Stamina Training Unit
  • Replicates the sensations of sexual relations and forces you to be better in bed
  • Will train you to last like a pornstar

 

The Complete Hands Free Pocket Pussy Buying Guide

These days, someone could tell you to go fuck yourself and it would be totally possible. So, stop Googling “pocket pussies” and step up into the big leagues already. After all, some people find self-gratification sexy as hell. We know we do.

When our love affair with pocket pussies began, we were a lot like you. We were unaware of the variable cornucopia of options out there, so we mistakenly picked up dozens of flimsy hands free fake vaginas from the first place we could find them, fucked each one silly a few times, and then threw them in the trash just like our hard-earned money. We’ve figured some shit out since then; and now, we spend our cold, hard cash on luxury pussies like the grown-ass men we are.

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  • Interactive Sex With Jessica Drake
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  • Madison Ivy's personalized pussy mold + Fleshlight Launch

 

Gone are the days of us trying to hide the dirty things we do. Okay, so we still fuck ourselves in private from time to time, but our desire to be discrete has long since been replaced with our need to bust a nut. Some of the new sophisticated twats blew our mind, and the best part is that a lot of them are still small enough to remain a secret. But we suppose the qualities which make a replica vag worth the money depend on the preferences of the individual. In case you’re new to this like we once were, here is how you quickly narrow down your search:

Pocket Pussy Buying Guide – A 6-Point Checklist

  • Feel – Obviously, this is the most important factor to consider when buying a pocket pussy. Your chances of touching the toy before you buy it are slim, so get to know your materials. Silicone is always a good choice, but some toy manufacturers have gone a step further and developed their own skin-like substance that feels surprisingly similar to the real deal.
  • Look – For the voyeurs out there, the appearance of a pocket pussy might matter more than the texture. There’s nothing wrong with that. Some of the most popular toys on the market are molded to look like porn star pussies, while others appear to be high-tech sex robots thirsty for your cum. Either way you look at it, you’re still getting your rocks off.
  • Durability – If you like the pocket pussy you buy, then you’ll probably want to us it often. Shoddy craftsmanship, flimsy materials, malfunctioning features, and cheap packaging can ruin a good day. Make sure you at least get a warranty on the pussy you purchase or you’ll waste more than your money.
  • Discretion – Secrecy isn’t the most important thing for some guys, so some of more advanced pocket pussies are more “pussy” and less “pocket.” The way we see it: the more discretion you require, the less cumming you desire. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles.
  • Features – Finagle with the bells and whistles of the pussy you prefer or else you might end up doing all the work yourself – just like you already do. Also, make sure you have all the proper equipment required to use the thing, because that would suck not to (and not in a good way).
  • Cost – This should be your last concern when shopping for a mind-blowing fuck toy. If you’re looking for a quick and cheap hand-job, go see that nasty hooker down the street. Real men spend good money on their women, even if it’s only for her vagina.

Sifting Through the Rubble

If you’ve spent even one minute looking for best hands free pocket pussy on the internet, then you’ve probably realized that there are far too many to choose from. Literally, you would be there for days trying to compare your different options. So, we’ve done the footwork for you. You’re welcome, horny sloths.

Throughout the years, we have had the honor and privilege of testing out hundreds of fake pussies, discovering in the meantime the best ones on the market. We have our favorite toys, our preferred lubes, our chosen accessories, and our favorite supply station: Men’s Toys Hub. We know what the fuck we’re talking about too, since we’ve wasted decades of our lives in pursuit of the perfect pocket pussy so you can be the lazy ball of jizz we know and love. It’s alright; we wouldn’t trade our job for yours anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

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